July 5, 20206 yr In your opinion, what items make you feel the most unsettled looking at them? I'm trying to start collecting them for my gallery. I had this idea when I came across squid hot dog. Bonus points if they weren't intended to be that disturbing.
July 5, 20206 yr Tencals Balloon awful. i hate it. the teeth. the eyes. the string that cannot be held by mortal hands. Negg Dispenser that is absolutely a real meerca. Jermite Plushie that thing should be faceplanted on the ground, and the fact that it isnt means that there is something sinister going on. Coconut Skull Scorchipepper Juice this one probably falls into the "intentional" category, but... yeah, those eyes. those teeth. that lumpy grey liquid. it tells a story. Landfish i think this one speaks for itself.
July 5, 20206 yr Nice gallery idea A few years ago I started a thread here called "Beautiful Items" .. it took off for a while then died here are some of the items i find unsettling Angry Meepit Eyes Glowing in the Dark Eyes Chilled Eyes with Pasta Sauce Amulet of Lost Souls Plague Infested Jellybeans Blechy Squeeze Toy Meepit Eyes Slap Bracelet
July 5, 20206 yr I am sure there are worst ones (I just couldn't really remember on the top of my head what they were called haha) but here are a few items that always kind of bother me when I look at them. Gross and unsettling. Dung Cream Sandwich Eyeballberry Hot Worm Hot Dog Jar of Eyeballs Toe Nail Soup
July 6, 20206 yr I have to agree that most of the gross food personally to me makes me a little unnerved mostly cause I imagine something trying to eat it and just refuse to feed any of my pets any items🤮
July 6, 20206 yr I mean the Broken Blue Fuzzle is pretty unnerving The gross food was meant to be unnerving but still... the slooshy bleh of the Salmon Mousse Tea or so much worse, the Eyeball Sushi and Eyeball Pie The Cobrall Root always seems a tad bit alive for my liking...
July 6, 20206 yr I lol really hard when I saw this for the first time, it definitely disturbs me, wtf is going on? lol love it
July 6, 20206 yr 1 hour ago, shauns_fiancee said: I lol really hard when I saw this for the first time, it definitely disturbs me, wtf is going on? lol love it There was a day many years ago when the artists "took the day off" and it produced some really strange, badly-drawn items.
July 7, 20206 yr 14 hours ago, Aranel said: There was a day many years ago when the artists "took the day off" and it produced some really strange, badly-drawn items. Hah! I never knew that. Yep, there are some very odd items indeed: Bologma Pimento Glove Haunted Salad Royal Evil Fuzzle Disturbing Gelatin Plushie Mote I think they all count for this as well!
July 8, 20206 yr Author the salmon mousse tea and disturbing gelatin are my favorite ideas posted so far! im also really unsettled by the faerie kougra mask.
July 12, 20206 yr Here's one! Popped up as a recent price increase on JN and I IMMEDIATELY came to post about it in here. xDDD Megachilli Hot Dog This has GOT to be pretty intentional with it's... sausageness. It's just so wrong, on SO MANY LEVELS 🤣
July 13, 20206 yr Just seen this Egg Gelatin in the Igloo Garage Sale... something about that is pretty disturbing on several levels!!
July 15, 20206 yr There are times in the so-called real world where my kids and I will look at some advertised entree and say, "Neopets food!" (To be honest, poutine hit me this way!) I just took a look in my shop and only found one item for this thread {Christmas Pile of Soot, below}, because to be truthful I just donate anything that makes me go "ew!" (And I never feed my gang anything I wouldn't eat, although they do have an occasional Clay Omelette to help settle their tummies.) There's something about the pathos of the lack of mouth, the expression in the eyes . . . topped with a jolly seasonal hat.
July 15, 20206 yr 1 hour ago, samuraimom said: There are times in the so-called real world where my kids and I will look at some advertised entree and say, "Neopets food!" (To be honest, poutine hit me this way!) I just took a look in my shop and only found one item for this thread {Christmas Pile of Soot, below}, because to be truthful I just donate anything that makes me go "ew!" (And I never feed my gang anything I wouldn't eat, although they do have an occasional Clay Omelette to help settle their tummies.) There's something about the pathos of the lack of mouth, the expression in the eyes . . . topped with a jolly seasonal hat. Hah, I find that oddly cute if I'm honest!!
July 15, 20206 yr 3 hours ago, samuraimom said: There are times in the so-called real world where my kids and I will look at some advertised entree and say, "Neopets food!" (To be honest, poutine hit me this way!) HAHAHAHA, yes! This, right? As a Brit. I was fully used to the fact that chips and gravy is a thing in parts of this country, but I didn't know of the existence of poutine in Canada! Gotta admit, it doesn't appeal to me much. I'm sure that's mostly because it's just a plate of beige and brown and my eyes need to find something appealing before belly gets interested. xD 2 hours ago, Secre said: Hah, I find that oddly cute if I'm honest!! Me too! The strong 🙄 vibe just adds to the urge to hug it tbh, lol. Not that you'd be able to hug it...
July 15, 20206 yr 27 minutes ago, jellysundae said: HAHAHAHA, yes! This, right? As a Brit. I was fully used to the fact that chips and gravy is a thing in parts of this country, but I didn't know of the existence of poutine in Canada! Gotta admit, it doesn't appeal to me much. I'm sure that's mostly because it's just a plate of beige and brown and my eyes need to find something appealing before belly gets interested. xD Me too! The strong 🙄 vibe just adds to the urge to hug it tbh, lol. Not that you'd be able to hug it... I do like a good chips and gravy but the poutine sounds... ominous to me!! Well, you could hug it. Once. You wouldn't be able to hug it again. Also, it's not an item but this old neo greetings card is pretty disturbing:
July 15, 20206 yr @Secre that is the first time I've heard curd cheese described as ominous xD It'd probably like that, makes it feel edgey. B) Cottage cheese flexing... xD That Neogreeting is VERY disturbing! It's like something from Dexter. 🤣
July 15, 20206 yr Mynci Mushroom Soup Uh Oh, Spaghetti Eyes Maggoty Spud These definitely creep me out!
July 15, 20206 yr yeah its definitely not poutine without cheese curds. mind you im from the west coast, so we often get chunks of mozzarella instead... unless it's a place that specifically does poutine. those are the only places ive found that always put actual cheese curds on. i dont really mind the mozzarella though, because the only time i ever get poutine is at dive bars mind you, we also get like... weird poutine. poutine topped with eggs. curry poutine. salsa poutine. poutine but with nachos instead of fries. anyway i want to revise my first post, because i found the thing that plushie is based on, and... Jermite thats... so much worse. also here you go @jellysundae, one huggable christmas soot: Edited July 16, 20206 yr by berriganify cant spell mozzarella apparently
July 16, 20206 yr 11 hours ago, berriganify said: yeah its definitely not poutine without cheese curds. mind you im from the west coast, so we often get chunks of mozzarella instead... unless it's a place that specifically does poutine. those are the only places ive found that always put actual cheese curds on. i dont really mind the mozzarella though, because the only time i ever get poutine is at dive bars mind you, we also get like... weird poutine. poutine topped with eggs. curry poutine. salsa poutine. poutine but with nachos instead of fries. Poutine in general sounds like something my taste buds would disagree with, although mozzerella sounds good. Egg and chips goes well... curry and chips go well... Not sure about them if the cheese curds are still on them as well though!
July 16, 20206 yr On 7/15/2020 at 6:26 PM, aleu1986 said: Mynci Mushroom Soup Yeah, that bowl... DARE TO EAT MY CONTENTS, AND I WILL POSSES YOUR SOUL, FOR. EV. AH. 😱 @berriganify is poutine being... hipsterified? I... what you're saying... so... gravy and salsa on the same thing? Gravy on nachos?? Just... WAT?? xD That Jermite looks like a walking TV aerial 😆
July 17, 20206 yr 9 hours ago, jellysundae said: @berriganify is poutine being... hipsterified? I... what you're saying... so... gravy and salsa on the same thing? Gravy on nachos?? Just... WAT?? xD thaaaats the west coast! and yeah, gravy on nachos, and salsa on fries. its...uh, inventive, at least!
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