jellysundae Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Secre said: Oh... my... well... this will keep me awake at night!! The empty eye sockets of the lid because the eyes are in the jar is a "nice" touch? x'D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berriganify Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 8 hours ago, Secre said: Oh... my... well... this will keep me awake at night!! hello, new gallery item! that will go right next to the generic brand pickled eyes. jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Another one that has an unfortunate oozing quality about it. Secre and Angeló 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanso Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 I still maintain this is the most horrifying item on Neopets: I can hear them screaming in agony. "Kill us. Put us out of our suffering." Angeló and jellysundae 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berriganify Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 On 7/30/2020 at 7:41 AM, jellysundae said: Another one that has an unfortunate oozing quality about it. how quickly do you think someone would get iced if they filled a gallery with these items Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 On 8/4/2020 at 5:52 AM, Hanso said: I still maintain this is the most horrifying item on Neopets: I can hear them screaming in agony. "Kill us. Put us out of our suffering." Heck yes, it is pretty horrifying T_T On 8/4/2020 at 8:45 AM, berriganify said: how quickly do you think someone would get iced if they filled a gallery with these items There's a gallery out there that is full of... how to say on here... items that look intensely male. There are a LOT of them! I have no link to this, it was several years ago that I saw it linked to somewhere offsite. So I think you'd be safe, just have ta watch what you called it at a guess. Oh gourd, here's another disgusting hot dog. xD EDIT Using @Secre's score for my example!   That... object, within the jelly. I have no words... berriganify and Secre 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secre Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Umm... is this made of Draik or what...? It doesn't look disturbing but the concept... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ildacoo Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Secre said: Umm... is this made of Draik or what...? It doesn't look disturbing but the concept... actually I think the execution is just as disturbing... the first thought I had was phallic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secre Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 On 8/5/2020 at 4:11 PM, ildacoo said: actually I think the execution is just as disturbing... the first thought I had was phallic I mean, I didn't see phallic there (until you mentioned it... now I definitely see it!), but I definitely see a whip and chain in order with this hood... EDIT: Welp. I seem to have killed this thread completely! Sorry, guys! jellysundae, berriganify and Angeló 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 I've just found something that looks like a prop from very adult slasher movie, maybe! Elephante Trunk Crepe Cream cheese crepe in strawberry sauce decorated to look like an Elephante trunk - how elegant! elegant is not the adjective I'd have chosen to describe THAT. Secre 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoobert_Doo Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Yeah, that crepe, looks more "creepy", than crepe-y. The more I look at it, the more disturbing it gets... Secre and jellysundae 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secre Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 On 8/26/2020 at 1:38 PM, jellysundae said: I've just found something that looks like a prop from very adult slasher movie, maybe! Elephante Trunk Crepe Cream cheese crepe in strawberry sauce decorated to look like an Elephante trunk - how elegant! elegant is not the adjective I'd have chosen to describe THAT. Hmmm... The red sauce with that gelatinous glob of 'creamy sauce' really doesn't help the image at all... It's rather like what I'd imagine a jilted lover might hide under the back patio... jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysteryAF Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 I feel like Blumaroo Steak is deep down one of the reasons I became a vegetarian. I mean, the thought of a cut up Neopet is pretty horrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 hour ago, MysteryAF said: I feel like Blumaroo Steak is deep down one of the reasons I became a vegetarian. I mean, the thought of a cut up Neopet is pretty horrifying. I think you can tell this is a really old item, because they'd never write a description like this now. What goes bounce...bounce...whirr... splat? But student Adam? Yep, I can def see a guy at uni guffawing over that! Angeló 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mildvermillion Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 I think the Warty Pen is pretty gross..... The blood(?) ink leaking out.... and the little hairs in the warts..... no thank you jellysundae and Angeló 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ildacoo Posted August 30, 2020 Author Share Posted August 30, 2020 oh my god... I think you win. i’ve never seen that pen before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 5 hours ago, ildacoo said: i’ve never seen that pen before Me neither, so that's two new people traumatised by a writing implement. xDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutDragon Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 19 hours ago, mildvermillion said: I think the Warty Pen is pretty gross..... I think you may actually have found the most disgusting item in Neopia. Congrats??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020  Ferocious Negg  Staring Negg  Mummified Negg  Negg Nobody Found Last Year  Lever of Doom Halloween Negg  Spiked Negg  Cackling Negg  Mutated Negg  Zombie Negg  Ghost Negg  Pumpkin Negg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secre Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 23 hours ago, CoconutDragon said: I think you may actually have found the most disgusting item in Neopia. Congrats??? I'll second this... that is one disturbing looking pen!! @Angeló, that mutated negg is perhaps the worst of that bunch! Angeló 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 @Secre But the mummified one... peering at you malevolently from under its bandages... the ghost one's really sad and I want to give it a hug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mildvermillion Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Thanks to everyone who hated the warty pen! If you hated that im sure you'll find this Mutant Hot Dog just as awful  But while the warty pen and mutant hot dog were pretty obviously meant to be disgusting...... I honestly cannot be sure regarding the Hot Doughnutfruit Juice. This isnt even a "Gross Food", its classified under "Food"???? The very design of it looks like an adult joke but??? I'm not sure of the intentions........ who made this............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutDragon Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 In stocking up for CC I came across the "Pterducken" and I hate the implication of this  MysteryAF 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysteryAF Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 1 hour ago, CoconutDragon said: In stocking up for CC I came across the "Pterducken" and I hate the implication of this  Seeing Neopets turned into food always makes me sad... Speaking of which... Toasted Quiggle Legs. Why, Neopets, why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secre Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 The fact that Runny Snot is a food?? Or the phallic implications of the Big Beefy Hot Dog... My screen won't let me snip the image without whiting it out mind you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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