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  On 7/17/2020 at 10:23 AM, Secre said:

Oh... my... well... this will keep me awake at night!!

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The empty eye sockets of the lid because the eyes are in the jar is a "nice" touch? x'D

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted
  On 8/4/2020 at 4:52 AM, Hanso said:

I still maintain this is the most horrifying item on Neopets:

Double Trouble Snow Angel

I can hear them screaming in agony.

"Kill us. Put us out of our suffering."

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Heck yes, it is pretty horrifying T_T

  On 8/4/2020 at 7:45 AM, berriganify said:

how quickly do you think someone would get iced if they filled a gallery with these items

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There's a gallery out there that is full of... how to say on here... items that look intensely male. There are a LOT of them! I have no link to this, it was several years ago that I saw it linked to somewhere offsite.  So I think you'd be safe, just have ta watch what you called it at a guess.

Oh gourd, here's another disgusting hot dog. xD

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Using @Secre's score for my example!

 

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That... object, within the jelly. I have no words... 🤣

Posted

Umm... is this made of Draik or what...? It doesn't look disturbing but the concept...

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Posted
  On 8/5/2020 at 3:03 PM, Secre said:

Umm... is this made of Draik or what...? It doesn't look disturbing but the concept...

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actually I think the execution is just as disturbing... the first thought I had was phallic

Posted
  On 8/5/2020 at 3:11 PM, ildacoo said:

actually I think the execution is just as disturbing... the first thought I had was phallic

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I mean, I didn't see phallic there (until you mentioned it... now I definitely see it!), but I definitely see a whip and chain in order with this hood...

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EDIT: Welp. I seem to have killed this thread completely! Sorry, guys!

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Posted

I've just found something that looks like a prop from very adult slasher movie, maybe!

Elephante Trunk Crepe

32230.gif?753Cream cheese crepe in strawberry sauce decorated to look like an Elephante trunk - how elegant!

😧 elegant is not the adjective I'd have chosen to describe THAT.

Posted
  On 8/26/2020 at 12:38 PM, jellysundae said:

I've just found something that looks like a prop from very adult slasher movie, maybe!

Elephante Trunk Crepe

32230.gif?753Cream cheese crepe in strawberry sauce decorated to look like an Elephante trunk - how elegant!

😧 elegant is not the adjective I'd have chosen to describe THAT.

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Hmmm... The red sauce with that gelatinous glob of 'creamy sauce' really doesn't help the image at all... It's rather like what I'd imagine a jilted lover might hide under the back patio...

Posted

I feel like Blumaroo Steak is deep down one of the reasons I became a vegetarian.

I mean, the thought of a cut up Neopet is pretty horrifying.

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  On 8/28/2020 at 12:06 PM, MysteryAF said:

I feel like Blumaroo Steak is deep down one of the reasons I became a vegetarian.

I mean, the thought of a cut up Neopet is pretty horrifying.

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I think you can tell this is a really old item, because they'd never write a description like this now.

What goes bounce...bounce...whirr... splat?

But student Adam? Yep, I can def see a guy at uni guffawing over that!

Posted
  On 8/30/2020 at 3:43 PM, ildacoo said:

i’ve never seen that pen before 

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Me neither, so that's two new people traumatised by a writing implement. xDD

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Ferocious Negg Ferocious Negg

Staring Negg Staring Negg

Mummified Negg  Mummified Negg

Negg Nobody Found Last Year Negg Nobody Found Last Year

Lever of Doom Halloween Negg Lever of Doom Halloween Negg

food_spikenegg.gif Spiked Negg

darknessnegg.gif Cackling Negg

negg_spooky_mutant.gif Mutated Negg

foo_advc2013_neggzombie.gif Zombie Negg

negg_spooky_ghost.gif Ghost Negg

negg_spooky_pumpkin.gif Pumpkin Negg

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@Secre But the mummified one... peering at you malevolently from under its bandages... the ghost one's really sad and I want to give it a hug.

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Thanks to everyone who hated the warty pen!

If you hated that im sure you'll find this Mutant Hot Dog just as awful 😩

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But while the warty pen and mutant hot dog were pretty obviously meant to be disgusting......

I honestly cannot be sure regarding the Hot Doughnutfruit Juice.

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This isnt even a "Gross Food", its classified under "Food"???? 

The very design of it looks like an adult joke but???

I'm not sure of the intentions........ who made this............

Posted
  On 9/9/2020 at 3:35 AM, CoconutDragon said:

In stocking up for CC I came across the "Pterducken" and I hate the implication of this

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Seeing Neopets turned into food always makes me sad...

Speaking of which... Toasted Quiggle Legs.

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Why, Neopets, why

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The fact that Runny Snot is a food??

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Or the phallic implications of the Big Beefy Hot Dog...

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