jellysundae Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 So my question, friends, is this... WHERE ARE ALL THE HEADS?! Huh, huh? Not considered that, maybe? SOMEONE clearly ripped them all off, but WHO, and what did they do with them... hunniebunlover, GillyTook, Balletlatte and 5 others 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amilenko Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Maybe some creepy hoarder somewhere has an SDB just full of plushie heads hunniebunlover 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanthocomically Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 I have also been wondering this, for like... ever I also want to know WHO is in charge of the plushie factory, because there SHOULD NOT BE this made reject plushies. WHO TRAINS THE WORKERS????? jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyHanakoKoi Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Von kougra plushies is where the head goes I think. But then....where do THOSE heads go?!? GillyTook and Duma 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 hour ago, amilenko said: Maybe some creepy hoarder somewhere has an SDB just full of plushie heads Maybe they SLEEP on them! 58 minutes ago, LonelyHanakoKoi said: Von kougra plushies is where the head goes I think. But then....where do THOSE heads go?!? You are so right, on both counts! OH‼ Kougrachio Plushie This just keeps getting creepier. LonelyHanakoKoi, GillyTook and Duma 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlagopus Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 We can clearly trace the Scorchio heads to this Scorcie Plushie, but where are the Eyrie heads then??? LonelyHanakoKoi, Duma, GillyTook and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Vlagopus said: We can clearly trace the Scorchio heads to this Scorcie Plushie, but where are the Eyrie heads then??? There's more than that one missing. Usul head moves onto korbat head ends up but where's the Koi head gone?! GillyTook, Duma and Angeló 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CylonPirate Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 I kind of want to do a chain link gallery with these items now lol jellysundae and Vlagopus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 16 minutes ago, CylonPirate said: I kind of want to do a chain link gallery with these items now lol We are very good at enabling on here. Balletlatte and deboratibi 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musical_Shoyru Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 There's a person in my guild obsessed with collecting these things xD haha Always found it funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charelan Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 I love the usulbat plushie, it's one of my favourites even though it's dirt cheap. So cute somehow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoobert_Doo Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Oh, we know who is in charge, but do we want to venture on how far the rabbit hole goes? In this case, I choose the blue pill... jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrtbrk Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Looks like Sid from Toy Story also plays Neopets jellysundae, Vlagopus and Mouseykins 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoobert_Doo Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Maybe these guys are the workers and provide quality control? jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezieb3 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 LOL you guys are hilarious! This is cracking me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoobert_Doo Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 So, it appears I took the red pill after all... I think I know who, after all. It's this guy: Think about it. When he was making the Lab Ray, how do you think he tested it, and who do you think he tested it on? What will really mess with your mind is thinking about this: Were the plushies with different heads/headless created when he tested the Lab Ray on plushies, or were the plushies made from actual zaps of Neopet Lab Ray zaps gone bad?! Vlagopus and jellysundae 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted December 15, 2018 Author Share Posted December 15, 2018 12 hours ago, Scoobert_Doo said: So, it appears I took the red pill after all... I think I know who, after all. It's this guy: Think about it. When he was making the Lab Ray, how do you think he tested it, and who do you think he tested it on? What will really mess with your mind is thinking about this: Were the plushies with different heads/headless created when he tested the Lab Ray on plushies, or were the plushies made from actual zaps of Neopet Lab Ray zaps gone bad?! Neopets, not against animal testing in the least... to be fair, THAT guy looks like he did a great deal of testing on himself too. I'm going to look at it from a less gory, and far more typically grasping human angle, let's see... These plushies are all rejects created by a rather disastrous new worker at the plushie factory. Thousands of them, that the factory has zero chance of selling and would have to pay someone else to get rid of them, needless to say the new guy is fired post-haste and management are tearing their hair out over what to do with all these plushies. Then, a miracle! A kindly local salesman offers to take them all away, free of charge, which the factory gratefully accepts without asking too many questions, they just want to cut their losses and get the warehouse space back. Our glib-tongued salesman then pitches the plushies to the Deserted Fairground operators, convincing them of how these mutated and headless items would be absolutely perfect for prizes for their attractions, and sells them the lot at 100% profit. Oh, did I forget to mention, that disastrous new employee? His nephew... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CylonPirate Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Okay so I went ahead and made the linking gallery on my side because I couldn't resist. Now I just hope they make more head chains. Gallery Here jellysundae, Scoobert_Doo and Vlagopus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 why are they called Usulbat and Koibat Plushies ? it should be Batkoi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlagopus Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Most of those plushies are named in the "head-species body-species" format. Kougrachio has a Kougra head, Scorcie has a Scorchio head, Jubusul has a Jubjub head. It follows that Usulbat, having a Usul head and a Korbat body, is correctly name, but you are right that Koibat should in fact be Batkoi, or Korkoi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CylonPirate Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 I think Korkoi would have been so much cuter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deboratibi Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I can't believe I never noticed the connection between these items! I love it hahaha On 12/15/2018 at 10:10 PM, Angeló said: why are they called Usulbat and Koibat Plushies ? it should be Batkoi I actually prefer Koibat, because it's like "Korbat" but in a Brooklyn accent jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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