I was Pound surfing for a well named pet to start zapping - before I found a page of well named pets stuck in the pound (http://www.neopets.com/~Kylinth if anyone is interested) - and I can't help but be baffled at the number of abandoned pets with appalling names. Why bother creating a pet with an utterly poor name only to abandon it?? I have pets with poor names, but they have sentimental value to me so I wouldn't be trying to trade them anyway.
Some examples currently sitting in the Pound:
43wrtgfhdsg
JoseCarlosdaFonseca
Jose_Lupe_Cuervos
kiki_12345679__bia
_fire1_fire1_67
asasd_asasd_2_2
AS123jjjjj
chelsea97541486