jellysundae Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 Wise Old King King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Never trust the angry Bubbles," you state perceptively. He ponders all that you have said. Wow! King Hagan is very impressed.King Hagan Says: Ahh, brilliant! It's good to know there are intelligent Neopians out there. I give you an A+! (766 out of 1000) You must take this gift from me.King Hagan hands you:Advanced Learning He also gives you 379 Neopoints! Something Has Happened! You are now eligible to use 'Skeith - King Hagan' as an avatar on the NeoBoards! I am NEVER visiting this old fraud ever again!!! Though, gotta hand it to him, what I said to him today did actually make sense. I wonder how often it does when he awards the avatar... not very often, I'll bet. I love it when he informs you that he knew that already, when you just told him some completely garbled nonsense. Angeló, Mouseykins, epona1 and 3 others 4 2 Quote
Angeló Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 congrats that's a really hard avatar to obtain jellysundae 1 Quote
jellysundae Posted April 26, 2020 Author Posted April 26, 2020 52 minutes ago, Angeló said: congrats that's a really hard avatar to obtain Thank you! And tell me about it! xD I was SUPER lucky to get the other two from him and his bro quite close together last year, but I was fully prepared for it to never happen with this one, so this was quite a shock! Quote
Ennoshima Posted April 27, 2020 Posted April 27, 2020 7 hours ago, jellysundae said: Awesome job!! This post has been edited by a member of staff (Duma) because of a violation of the forum rules.Please keep your posts at 7 words or above.Per the reason above, please review our SPAM rules. jellysundae 1 Quote
Duma Posted April 27, 2020 Posted April 27, 2020 Congrats! I just kept telling him "Never trust" to get the avatar. Maybe King Hagan is too trusty towards others? Quote
jellysundae Posted April 27, 2020 Author Posted April 27, 2020 5 hours ago, Duma said: Congrats! I just kept telling him "Never trust" to get the avatar. Maybe King Hagan is too trusty towards others? Thanks! Ooh, you think me using that helped then? *does some exhaustive research in Dailies thread*. The evidence A+ results (Your Words of Wisdom: Never trust | success | are similar to | the power of | a team of | spooky | Usuls) Oh, well so much for that then. Not many A+ results recorded, and out of the ones there are only one person shared what they said to him. But they did say never trust! I did learn in my research though that the 766 he awarded me left me 2 points short of getting onto the current high score table, I'd not even considered that side of the thing, maybe I should continue to visit him... a trophy would be very nice! Quote
oceanblue5333 Posted April 27, 2020 Posted April 27, 2020 Getting closer.... King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Never trust success the royal Horus," you state thoughtfully.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (637 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Brightvale Castle jellysundae 1 Quote
jellysundae Posted April 27, 2020 Author Posted April 27, 2020 Yep I've decided I am going to keep visiting him, and always use never trust, and see if that increases my likelihood of getting books from him. oceanblue5333 1 Quote
enitul Posted April 27, 2020 Posted April 27, 2020 That is AWESOME!!! Congratulations! Now I might visit him every day too just for fun. Quote
Ennoshima Posted April 27, 2020 Posted April 27, 2020 I'm going to keep trying myself tbh! Edit: I'm getting better, I got a B today, so it's an improvement! jellysundae 1 Quote
fishstick013 Posted April 28, 2020 Posted April 28, 2020 "Never trust royal Skeith," you state astutely.He ponders all that you have said. Erm... have you been keeping up with your reading?King Hagan Says: That didn't make any sense at all. Preposterous! If I could go lower than an F-, I would. (294 out of 1000) Weeeelll, he didn't like that, that's for certain. jellysundae, Duma and Ennoshima 3 Quote
Ennoshima Posted April 28, 2020 Posted April 28, 2020 18 hours ago, fishstick013 said: "Never trust royal Skeith," you state astutely.He ponders all that you have said. Erm... have you been keeping up with your reading?King Hagan Says: That didn't make any sense at all. Preposterous! If I could go lower than an F-, I would. (294 out of 1000) Weeeelll, he didn't like that, that's for certain. Hit a nerve with that one it seems, even goes as far as to give an F- Well, even I got an F- today, I clicked a wrong part of my response, and didn't realize until I already entered it. Oh well, there's always tomorrow! jellysundae and Duma 2 Quote
jellysundae Posted April 29, 2020 Author Posted April 29, 2020 I like doing that to him too. Let's see how obtuse he's feeling today; I think this is about the biggest roast we can manage... Did I mention obtuse? Yep, I do believe I did. If you could make some comment about ingesting household cleaner I wonder what his response would be... Sire, you remind me of a certain someone. Sciurus carolinensis and Coco 2 Quote
Coco Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 Oh wow, that's awesome! Reminds me of the happiness I felt when I got the Blumaroo Court Jester avatar in my old account (which I still have yet to reproduce with my current one!) King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Never trust bravery ," you say knowingly.He ponders all that you have said. Well, it could have been worse.King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! Well.... fine then. jellysundae 1 Quote
jellysundae Posted May 1, 2020 Author Posted May 1, 2020 OH EM GEE you guys!!! This fella is now taking obtuse to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL What can I say? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Ofc I realise that him rewarding me for saying he has bad judgement could be a rather subtle counter-roast on his part there... the sly old dog! EDIT This dude is paying me to be rude to him, there's a name for people like you, your majesty.... King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Never trust pride like the power of a royal Skeith," you conjecture astutely. He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (666 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Brightvale Maps berriganify and Angeló 2 Quote
Ennoshima Posted May 3, 2020 Posted May 3, 2020 Aaaaa. I was getting better, and now he DOES NOT seem to like me lately Quote
jellysundae Posted May 3, 2020 Author Posted May 3, 2020 After yesterday's attempt that I edited in up there ^ I wondered how I'd do today... Didn't win anything, but oh my lawd! "Never trust the intelligence of a royal Skeith," you utter wisely. He ponders all that you have said. Well, it could have been worse.King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! Quote
Ennoshima Posted May 5, 2020 Posted May 5, 2020 Hagan has been giving me the cold shoulder lately too. I got pretty close, and then dropped again. Quote
jellysundae Posted May 5, 2020 Author Posted May 5, 2020 I'm getting much infantile amusement from my very obvious and personal insults getting the reply of he knew that already. xD I'm not even trying to hide my intent here, he's gettin' both barrels straight in the face, but it's still going straight over his head. Just throw a tantrum already! Though... in a RL situation a very good way to defuse a volatile situation is to placidly agree with the person who's trying to get a rise from you, they just don't know what to do then... He's onto us and he's not as dumb as he's lead us to believe! spoilin' my fun! (makes rude gesture at him) Now his response to my snark about his intelligence can be viewed in an entirely different light! Yep, I am back to thinking he's a sly old dog! Hmmm Ok , I'm gonna see how strong the familial bond is today... I think I'll not be telling him anything he's unaware of, but who knows! "Never trust greed like the demands of the blue Skeith," you utter knowingly. He ponders all that you have said. Well, it could have been worse.King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! Yep, fully expected that, ho hum! Angeló 1 Quote
Ennoshima Posted May 5, 2020 Posted May 5, 2020 Aaaaaa. He's being so stubborn lately -- always claiming he already knew things. (Yeah, I get it, you're wise.. but c'mon, gimmie some pity). Quote
fishstick013 Posted May 29, 2020 Posted May 29, 2020 Wise Old KingKing Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Never trust royal Skeith," you utter thoughtfully.He ponders all that you have said. Erm... have you been keeping up with your reading?King Hagan Says: That didn't make any sense at all. Preposterous! If I could go lower than an F-, I would. (234 out of 1000) You best be on your way before he calls the Castle Tutor. Hahaha, reminded myself of doing this and posting here so I thought I'd try the same line again. HMMM. He hated it again. Quote
jellysundae Posted May 29, 2020 Author Posted May 29, 2020 7 hours ago, fishstick013 said: Hahaha, reminded myself of doing this and posting here so I thought I'd try the same line again. HMMM. He hated it again. HAHAHAHAHAHA, you'd better watch out, before you know it there's gonna be a royal decree banning you from posting anywhere. Quote
fishstick013 Posted May 30, 2020 Posted May 30, 2020 Wise Old KingKing Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Never trust royal Skeith," you exclaim cleverly.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (615 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Brightvale Maps He also gives you 84 Neopoints! He liked it more today. Maybe because it's Friday? 10 hours ago, jellysundae said: HAHAHAHAHAHA, you'd better watch out, before you know it there's gonna be a royal decree banning you from posting anywhere. That would be the best ever. xD Quote
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