jellysundae Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 So many items, and every one with a description. Luckily for us original TNT had a lot of imagination, a lot of wit, and quite often a lot of sarcasm, lol, so a fair amount of these descriptions are far from dull. I've just found another one that's made me laugh. The best plate of weeds money can buy...sorry, greens. I meant greens.Mixed Greens Salad Another one that never fails to amuse me is this one. Eurgh what a foul looking yellow blob...Scrambled Egg on Toast Someone really doesn't like scrambled eggs. The onion doesnt like it when you slice it either!Sobbing Onion Never lose your keys again with this handy keyring. Not only does it hold your keys, it pokes you in the leg to let you know its still in your pocket!Coconut Keyring Mum! Mum! My meal keeps staring at me! It is freaking me out.Mashed Eye Potato Freshly baked pumpkin cookies with a crunchy frog interior. Do not tell your friends about the surprise inside and watch them gag!Pumpkin Cookies That's just nasty! Plus there's this item which is purely them laughing at their own set-up. The description isn't that funny for this one, but the book title certainly is. xD Weve had fun. dont add apostrophes. This prize was awarded during the Staff Tournament in Daily Dare Y13.We dont need stinkin apostrophes! JS continue this to a certain extent, and I'm really pleased about that, but mostly they're just dull descriptions now, aren't they. What ones have you spotted over the years that make you giggle? Or just go lol. Spillmyh3art_xx, midnight_spell360 and Vlagopus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 these are pretty funny there are lots of other funny item descriptions midnight_spell360 and Vlagopus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_spell360 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Item : Spooky Raspberry Pie Eat it before it eats you! A CONTEST? Bring it! Infested Peach A delicious peach with extra vitamins and protein. Say hi to the worm. Ewww, the worm is protein? Not saying hi, BYE-EE! Mud n Mayo Dip Good for your skin and tasty. Mmmm, mud! So is it a Beauty Help or a Snack to eat? Thank you, MUD! Spider Licorice At the Spider Licorice factory, the workers like to play a joke - 1 in 100 of these tasty morsels are REAL! WHAT?! There are REAL spiders in this? I'm OUT! these are some I found jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted October 26, 2018 Author Share Posted October 26, 2018 Here's a selection from my SDB. Frustrated at Techo Says? Wipe the smile off his face with this delicious Techo forearm. Sun Dried Techo Claw EEK, that's a bit intense, isn't it?! This reptile will not be flying any more! Reptillian Wing That's just mean. xD It might still be able to fly... around in a circle. Your Neopet will need a mint after eating this monstrosity! Hot Dog with Onions I think the person who wrote this description is the same one who wrote the scrambled egg one. xD The kind of thing you would find growing between your toes if you left your socks on for three months! Yellow Growth It is common knowledge that planting a fish next to a seedling will help it grow into a strong, healthy plant... However, anomalies can occur. Fishberry Apparently they all do something weird if you press a concealed button up their left nostril. Mystery Island Heads Stamp WAT?! midnight_spell360 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlagopus Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Monster Cake: Eat it before it eats you! (exactly the same as Spooky Raspberry Pie, not very original) Blumaroo Steak: What goes bounce...bounce...whirr... splat? (If I feed this to a blumaroo will it eat it?) Cup of Pustulence: What happens when you mix pus and pestilence? (Ewww) Hair Stuffed Maggot: The biggest maggot Edna could find stuffed with as much JubJub hair as possible! (My Jubjub did a quest and how did Edna repay him?!) midnight_spell360 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayd1978 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Small Giant Squid How can a giant squid be small? Large Giant Squid That's more like it. Giant Giant Squid Okay that's just silly. Vlagopus, midnight_spell360 and jellysundae 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted October 27, 2018 Author Share Posted October 27, 2018 25 minutes ago, Rayd1978 said: Small Giant Squid How can a giant squid be small? Large Giant Squid That's more like it. Giant Giant Squid Okay that's just silly. HAHA, I never realised those descriptions followed on from each other. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 look what i found Botago Plant Used for shrinking people. Tastes nutty. midnight_spell360 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kute Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 So I saw this today on another site. Thought I would share it here. jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted November 6, 2018 Author Share Posted November 6, 2018 8 hours ago, Kute said: So I saw this today on another site. Thought I would share it here. WAT?! If that's genuine that's hysterical. midnight_spell360 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kute Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Apparently they have become extremely lazy with other languages for item descriptions lol.. I am tempted to switch and look for myself at some of the newer items. Rayd1978 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted November 9, 2018 Author Share Posted November 9, 2018 Just seen this on the Money Tree. This Sidney plushie wont be hissing at anyone... Plus I was reminded about this item from Bart. Tasty with no nasty surprises in it at all! How suspicious! It must be poison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayd1978 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 On 10/27/2018 at 8:09 AM, Rayd1978 said: Small Giant Squid How can a giant squid be small? Large Giant Squid That's more like it. Giant Giant Squid Okay that's just silly. Today I caught a Titanic Giant Squid.... I didn't know that was an option Um... run? Uploaded Images titanic_squid.gif 4 kb · Done jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splitting Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 On 10/26/2018 at 6:38 AM, Angeló said: What I like about this one is I think it's a reference to the little zombie guy at the end of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He's like the mascot for the production company or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 4 hours ago, splitting said: What I like about this one is I think it's a reference to the little zombie guy at the end of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He's like the mascot for the production company or something. i've only seen a few episodes of that show. i had better things to do lol so ive not noticed the zombie guy u mean this one ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splitting Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 8 hours ago, Angeló said: u mean this one ? Yup, that one! He always says "grr argh" except one particularly sad episode where he says "I need a hug" Angeló 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Soul Escaping Body About time. That sucker was living inside rent free... jellysundae and midnight_spell360 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berriganify Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 On 10/26/2018 at 2:47 AM, jellysundae said: Weve had fun. dont add apostrophes. This prize was awarded during the Staff Tournament in Daily Dare Y13. We dont need stinkin apostrophes! i ghostwrote that book, as well as the sequel, ignoring capitalization for fun and profit gonna take a little stroll through my own sdb... A History of the Lost Desert You will not believe what went on while this desert was lost! Pickled Feet You better have swift feet - the slow ones get pickled! Holly Jewellery Box (rare) The best way to hint you want jewellery for Christmas. Faerie Sticker Album You can try and put non-faerie stickers inside, but this album will just spit them back out. and this one which reminds me of the time i just about died at summer camp: Rocky Ocean Background (uncommon) (wearable) Take care not to step too far back or you might fall into the ocean! midnight_spell360 and jellysundae 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted October 29, 2021 Author Share Posted October 29, 2021 Not just a funny description for this one, the whole thing'll make you laugh. Desert Abominable Snowball Maybe this was a bad idea... There's been a few recently that made me giggle, but I can't remember what the items were now! midnight_spell360, berriganify, bg422dt and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bg422dt Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Spardel What Spardels lack in intelligence they more than make up for with love. Baby Haystack (special) (wearable) Guaranteed to contain at least one needle! Doughnut Holes (uncommon) Oh, so THATS what they do with the middles. And a bonus fourth one because it has a typo: Starry Yurble Plushie (ultra rare) Far rarer than yoru basic blue Yurble plushie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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