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So many items, and every one with a description. ?

Luckily for us original TNT had a lot of imagination, a lot of wit, and quite often a lot of sarcasm, lol, so a fair amount of these descriptions are far from dull. I've just found another one that's made me laugh.

Mixed Greens Salad               The best plate of weeds money can buy...sorry, greens. I meant greens.
Mixed Greens Salad  

?

Another one that never fails to amuse me is this one.

Scrambled Egg on Toast              Eurgh what a foul looking yellow blob...
Scrambled Egg on Toast           

Someone really doesn't like scrambled eggs. ?

Sobbing Onion          The onion doesnt like it when you slice it either!
Sobbing Onion     


Coconut Keyring       Never lose your keys again with this handy keyring. Not only does it hold your keys, it pokes you in the leg to let you know its still in your pocket!
Coconut Keyring    

Mashed Eye Potato            Mum! Mum! My meal keeps staring at me! It is freaking me out.
Mashed Eye Potato 

Pumpkin Cookies            Freshly baked pumpkin cookies with a crunchy frog interior. Do not tell your friends about the surprise inside and watch them gag!
Pumpkin Cookies   

That's just nasty! ? 

Plus there's this item which is purely them laughing at their own set-up. The description isn't that funny for this one, but the book title certainly is. xD

We dont need stinkin apostrophes! Weve had fun. dont add apostrophes. This prize was awarded during the Staff Tournament in Daily Dare Y13.
We dont need stinkin apostrophes!    

 

JS continue this to a certain extent, and I'm really pleased about that, but mostly they're just dull descriptions now, aren't they.

What ones have you spotted over the years that make you giggle? Or just go :weird: lol.

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Eat it before it eats you!Item : Spooky Raspberry Pie

Eat it before it eats you!           A CONTEST? Bring it!                      

gross_infestedpeach.gifInfested Peach

A delicious peach with extra vitamins and protein. Say hi to the worm.          Ewww, the worm is protein? Not saying hi, BYE-EE!

gross_mudnmayo.gifMud n Mayo Dip

Good for your skin and tasty. Mmmm, mud!           So is it a Beauty Help or a Snack to eat? Thank you, MUD!

spider_licorice.gifSpider Licorice

At the Spider Licorice factory, the workers like to play a joke - 1 in 100 of these tasty morsels are REAL!    WHAT?! There are REAL spiders in this? I'm OUT!  

these are some I found ? 

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Here's a selection from my SDB.

sundriedclaw.gif Frustrated at Techo Says? Wipe the smile off his face with this delicious Techo forearm.

Sun Dried Techo Claw 
 

EEK, that's a bit intense, isn't it?! ?

d_food01.gifThis reptile will not be flying any more!

Reptillian Wing

That's just mean. xD It might still be able to fly... around in a circle. :ph34r:

hotdog_onion.gifYour Neopet will need a mint after eating this monstrosity!

Hot Dog with Onions

I think the person who wrote this description is the same one who wrote the scrambled egg one. xD

krawk_gross_1.gifThe kind of thing you would find growing between your toes if you left your socks on for three months!

Yellow Growth

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med_berry_14.gifIt is common knowledge that planting a fish next to a seedling will help it grow into a strong, healthy plant... However, anomalies can occur.

Fishberry

?

stamp_island_heads.gifApparently they all do something weird if you press a concealed button up their left nostril.

Mystery Island Heads Stamp

WAT?! ?

 

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image.png.6055da8567e1a8923b09c9f3c0d33533.png Monster Cake: Eat it before it eats you!  (exactly the same as Spooky Raspberry Pie, not very original)

image.png.ec4cb11368313c179527f5aef153c825.png Blumaroo Steak: What goes bounce...bounce...whirr... splat?  (If I feed this to a blumaroo will it eat it?)

image.png.4de94d9a20343ea986dbc8bb88d8c37e.png Cup of Pustulence: What happens when you mix pus and pestilence?  (Ewww)

image.png.757cb5c215d0a2214e4b16b456ca874a.png Hair Stuffed Maggot: The biggest maggot Edna could find stuffed with as much JubJub hair as possible!  (My Jubjub did a quest and how did Edna repay him?!)

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25 minutes ago, Rayd1978 said:

Small Giant Squid

small.gif.24119337b47d080757b8a3e2cb68c312.gifHow can a giant squid be small?

Large Giant Squid

large.gif.6ccf0d989379b2391f0c2a578c9dba1e.gifThat's more like it.

Giant Giant Squid

giant.gif.294b740fb6c603ef5eb81aedf39b165c.gifOkay that's just silly.

HAHA, I never realised those descriptions followed on from each other. xD

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8 hours ago, Kute said:

So I saw this today on another site. Thought I would share it here.  

1708332437_ScreenShot2018-11-05at9_31_31PM.png.148690e722e68def1ca53babac52ff09.png

WAT?! If that's genuine that's hysterical. ?

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Just seen this on the Money Tree. ?

2205.gif?849  This Sidney plushie wont be hissing at anyone...

Plus I was reminded about this item from Bart.

46800.gif?914  Tasty with no nasty surprises in it at all! How suspicious! It must be poison.

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On 10/27/2018 at 8:09 AM, Rayd1978 said:

Small Giant Squid

small.gif.24119337b47d080757b8a3e2cb68c312.gifHow can a giant squid be small?

Large Giant Squid

large.gif.6ccf0d989379b2391f0c2a578c9dba1e.gifThat's more like it.

Giant Giant Squid

giant.gif.294b740fb6c603ef5eb81aedf39b165c.gifOkay that's just silly.

Today I caught a Titanic Giant Squid.... I didn't know that was an option

titanic_squid.gif.0e7651757bb433064de2d98735fad1be.gif  Um... run?

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4 hours ago, splitting said:

What I like about this one is I think it's a reference to the little zombie guy at the end of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He's like the mascot for the production company or something.

i've only seen a few episodes of that show. i had better things to do lol 

so ive not noticed the zombie guy

u mean this one ?

 

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On 10/26/2018 at 2:47 AM, jellysundae said:

 

We dont need stinkin apostrophes! Weve had fun. dont add apostrophes. This prize was awarded during the Staff Tournament in Daily Dare Y13.
We dont need stinkin apostrophes!    

 

i ghostwrote that book, as well as the sequel, ignoring capitalization for fun and profit

gonna take a little stroll through my own sdb...

A History of the Lost Desert You will not believe what went on while this desert was lost!
Pickled Feet You better have swift feet - the slow ones get pickled!
Holly Jewellery Box
(rare)
The best way to hint you want jewellery for Christmas.
Faerie Sticker Album You can try and put non-faerie stickers inside, but this album will just spit them back out.

and this one which reminds me of the time i just about died at summer camp:

Rocky Ocean Background
(uncommon)
(wearable)
Take care not to step too far back or you might fall into the ocean!
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Not just a funny description for this one, the whole thing'll make you laugh. :D

image.png.c019e2526cf9be2497342437acb0d1f5.png Desert Abominable Snowball

Maybe this was a bad idea...

There's been a few recently that made me giggle, but I can't remember what the items were now! :upsidedown:

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med_pet_sparks.gif Spardel

What Spardels lack in intelligence they more than make up for with love.

 

med_babystack.gif Baby Haystack
(special)
(wearable)
Guaranteed to contain at least one needle!
bak_doughnut_holes.gif Doughnut Holes
(uncommon)
Oh, so THATS what they do with the middles.

And a bonus fourth one because it has a typo:

toy_yurble_starry.gif Starry Yurble Plushie
(ultra rare)
Far rarer than yoru basic blue Yurble plushie!
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