The Wishing Game!

[Duma]

Granted, you missed them by 2 minutes.

 

I wish I could have done more than 1 floor before getting hit with another 6 hour wait.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but you get two 16 hour ones in a row.

 

I wish I knew if my friend's connection was working.

[Duma]

Granted, he/she phones you to tell you it's not :(

 

I wish I could be doing things at several places at the same time.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but you are Splinched and require immediate medical help.

 

I wish teleporters were a thing.

[Duma]

Granted, they are a thing, in games.

 

I wish my nail wouldn't grow into my skin ><

[Kyurri]

Granted but, you wake up realizing it was granted in your dream.

 

I wish the Money Tree gives Paint Brushes.

[Duma]

Granted but someone grabs them before you ever can.

 

I wish it was wintertime all the time. (No more DST)

[Duskitty]

Granted, but you eventually starve due to poor food-growing conditions :(

 

I wish it wasn't so cold in this basement.

[Duma]

Granted, it's 1 degree warmer.

 

I wish I could make a decision to either cook or go grocery shopping.

[Duskitty]

Granted. You go grocery shopping and there's no food :(

 

I wish my legs weren't sore.

[Duma]

Granted, you're in a wheelchair and can't feel your legs any more :(

 

I wish to pass the exam tomorrow without studying.

[Wildbreeze]

Granted, but you just barely pass.

 

I wish that I won't feel so dizzy in the morning.

[Duma]

Granted, you now feel dizzy in the evening.

 

I wish allergies didn't exist.

[Wildbreeze]

Granted, but neither do the things that you're allergic to.

 

I wish I had some good food.

[brynchilla]

Granted. You put it in the fridge to save for later, and your family eats it.

 

I wish I had a different math teacher.

[Duma]

Granted but the new one is even worse than this one.

 

I wish it was snowing.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but it rains the next day and washes it away :(

 

I wish my shoulder didn't ache from sleeping on it funny.

[brynchilla]

Granted!

You don't feel any pain in your shoulder.

Because you don't have it anymore.

 

 

I wish I could drink coffee in the morning without feeling sleepy afterwards.

[Duma]

Granted, but now you don't like coffee at all anymore.

 

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but now your back hurts.

 

I wish I wasn't gluten intolerant.

[Duma]

Granted but now you're lactose intolerant.

 

I wish for world-peace.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but you become terribly sick the next day.

 

I wish timezones didn't get in the way of interacting with some of my friends.

[Duma]

Granted, they don't come in the way with some of them, but no do with others.

 

I wish I had more time to sleep today.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but you don't sleep at all the next night.

 

I wish I liked chocolate.

[Duma]

Granted, now you dislike cinnamon.

 

I wish I didn't start playing an addicting new game.