Granted, but now you are cursed with the sleeping curse

 

I wish How I Met Your Mother ended differently

Granted, but it ends horribly.

 

I wish I could play games with my friends.

Granted, but you lose all the games.

 

I wish The Voice was on now

Granted but then a special news report comes on interrupting the show.

I wish it was cooler outside

Granted, but it's only cooler by half a degree.

 

I wish I had a gaming laptop.

Granted but you break it

 

I wish I had more water

Granted, but it tastes gross.

 

I wish I had a milkshake.

Granted, but you spill it

 

I wish I had motivation to read

Granted, but you don't have any good books.

 

I wish I had a cool superpower. :P

Granted but then you become allergic to your favorite food

I wish there was still a week left of summer vacation

Granted, but then you end up spending it doing work for your parents

 

I wish tombola wasn't closed rn

Granted, but it's never open when you're online.

 

I wish I was faster at Kad feeding.

Granted.But the avatar and trophy become retired

I wish you would corrupt my wish.HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Granted but then your comments disappear before anyone could corrupt your wish ever again

I wish the neighbor's dogs wouldn't roam around the neighborhood causing other dogs to bark at night.

Granted but because they can't roam, they start barking at night

 

I wish I didn't have school for at least two more weeks

Granted, but you have to stay in school for an extra two weeks.

 

I wish I had doughnuts.

Granted but the doughnuts are the kind that you don't like

I wish I had some tea

granted but it's made from crushed chili peppers

 

i wish for a green pillow

Granted, but it's an awful shade of green.

 

I wish I had a kitten.

Granted, but it runs away

 

I wish it wasn't so cold

Granted, you're now overheating.

 

I wish I had a time-turner.

Granted but then Voldemort appears out of nowhere and steals it

I wish I had a nice comfortable pillow

Granted but you spill yogurt on it and ruin it forever

 

I wish I could eat ice cream without worrying about gaining weight

Granted but then you gain 2 times the amount of weight when you eat cake

I wish my headache would go away

Granted, but you have a stomachache now.

 

I wish I didn't fumble when feeding Kads.