October 15, 201412 yr Granted but really it's just an updated version of the Gamecube version I wish I had some rosin for the violin
October 16, 201412 yr Granted! You have all the rosin you could need! But your violin is no where in site... I wish I had some peppermint tea.
October 22, 201412 yr You don't have school 'for a while'. Unfortunately, I wasn't quite sure what 'a while' was, so I asked a toddler to tell me when it had been a while. Apparently it's 5 minutes. Enjoy your 5 minute break. I wish I could re-order Premium.
October 28, 201412 yr You manage to re-order Premium but then your account gets stolen and your money is wasted. I wish the dishes would wash themselves.
October 29, 201412 yr Granted! Your dishes wash themselves and then happily walk out the door. Looks like you're going to need to buy some more dishes... I wish my ipod didn't make a noise when taking a picture.
October 29, 201412 yr Granted. Now your iPod doesn't make any noise, ever. I wish I had some cake right now.
October 30, 201412 yr A chocolate cake magically appears in front of you. You eat a piece of it but instead of being sweet it is rather salty. I wish I know how to stick to my schedule instead of just playing Neopets all day long.
October 30, 201412 yr You keep to your schedule... of playing Neopets. I wish changing your character on animal crossing was easier.
December 13, 201411 yr granted! Your character changes, and changes again, and keeps changing with you powerless to stop it. I wish Square-enix would release a HD remake of Final Fantasy 7
December 14, 201411 yr Granted! A beautifully crafted HD remake of Final Fantasy 7 is created. I didn't know stick figures looked that amazing in HD! I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
December 23, 201411 yr Granted but then you never get any more days off forever I wish I had some Coke Zero to drink
December 26, 201411 yr Granted! Please enjoy your hot, flat Coke Zero. I wish it would have snowed on Christmas.
December 27, 201411 yr Granted, but I noticed a drunk man peeing in it last night. I wish I could take a nap.
December 27, 201411 yr You had your nap, the card game went swimmingly! (After all, google has 4 definitions for the word!) I wish Cameron Diaz hadn't been casted as Miss Hannigan (from Annie)
December 27, 201411 yr Granted, but Tara Reid got the role instead I wish my air conditioner were working
December 29, 201411 yr (It would be an improvement looks wise!) Your air conditioner is working.... Oh, you wanted it to make cold air, not hot air. I wish people on Neopets understood economics.
January 4, 201511 yr Granted but everyone abandons Neopets I wish I could star in a musical and have a solo.
January 6, 201511 yr You get the lead in a musical and get a solo..but you get bronchitis the day before the performance. I wish I could finish a novel...
January 13, 201511 yr Granted, you finished El Dinosaurio ('The Dinosaur'). It goes like this: "Cuando desperto, el dinosaurio todavia estabi alli" (When he awoke, the dinosaur was still there.) You never said it had to be a long one... I wish my cat would realize that I'm not going to move, just so she can have my seat.
January 19, 201511 yr Granted but now your cat sits on your head instead I wish that I didn't procrastinate as much as I do
January 31, 201511 yr Granted, but you become a workaholic with no time for your neopets. I wish I could draw well.
February 25, 201511 yr Granted, but you have a seizure and lose your feeling in the hand you draw with. I wish I didn’t have 3 tests coming up.
April 20, 201511 yr Granted, your flat gets moved to the surface of the sun. I wish it was summer already.
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