Granted, but you'll have two weeks worth of homework to do over the break.

 

I wish I had more Doritos~

Granted, but someone steals them all.

 

I wish it wasn't so cold in this house.

Granted, but it'll feel like a sauna instead.

 

I wish I could control the weather

Granted, but the weather will also control you.

 

I wish my puppy would come every time I call her.

Granted, but then she goes deaf.

 

I wish I liked chocolate.

Granted, but you'll like no other food.

 

I wish I could travel to outer space.

Granted, but your ship malfunctions.

 

I wish I could turn back time.

Granted but you get lost in a time paradox

 

I wish the neighbors would quit yelling at 3 AM in the morning

Granted. Now they yell at every other hour.

 

I wish the corners of my mouth weren't chapped.

Granted but now the rest of your mouth is chapped

 

I wish it was easier to get furniture from GracieGrace when the sale is going on in Animal Crossing New Leaf

Granted, but you can't get anything from other stores.

 

I wish some foods wouldn't make my mouth feel yucky.

Granted but then everything else does

 

I wish there was something decent to watch on TV.

Granted, but it's now the only thing you can watch for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I didn't have to be up early tomorrow.

Granted but now you wake up in the afternoon for the rest of your life.

I wish it would be cooler this week

(ha, I always wake up in the afternoon, what are you talking about)

Granted, but it's freezing cold.

 

I wish I hadn't had to stay with my family the whole day.

Granted but you have to stay with a group of ducks

I wish I could get my wish corrupted

Granted only to find out that now every wish you make will turn out to be better

I wish it would rain more

Granted - it's acid rain.

 

I wish I had a ctrl+z for my life.

Granted, you were never born.

 

I wish I didn't just break a 30 year old glass plate.h

Granted but then you end up breaking a 60 year old plate

I wish I had cranberry juice to drink

Granted, but it's far too sour for your liking.

 

I wish I could stay in one place - moving is stressful for me.

Granted but then earth loses all of it's gravity causing everything to float around

I wish a game I've been waiting so long for would come out

Granted, but it's terrible.

 

I wish I had a superpower. (Lame, I know...) :P

Granted, but it's terrible.

 

I wish I had a superpower. (Lame, I know...) :P

Granted, but help others with that ;)

 

I wish to be popular XD

Granted, there's a lot of gossip about you. The bad kind.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired.