Granted, but you get a fight :(

 

I wish the stores were open already so I could buy some candy.

Granted, but they don't have any candy that you like.

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to cheap metals (copper, nickel, etc).

Granted, you're now allergic to Silver and Gold.

 

I wish I could speak perfect English.

Granted, but you can't speak any other languages.

 

I wish I could speak fluent French.

Granted, but now all you can speak is French.

 

I wish it was still night.

Granted, but now it is night forever.

 

I wish I could think of a decent wish.

(YAY night forever!)

 

Granted, but it doesn't come true.

 

I wish Savannah cats weren't so expensive.

Granted, but you're not allowed to get one for safety reasons.

 

I wish I knew what the Luskrull looked like.

Granted but you're not getting one.

 

I wish the refrigerator wasn't so far away. :p

Granted, but there's nothing to eat in it.

 

I wish time zones didn't get in the way of talking to my friends.

Granted, but you don't have any friends to talk to. :(

 

I wish I had all the obtainable avatars without something being wrong with my account.

Granted, but you get frozen.

 

I wish I could actually use accio.

Granted, you can! But it's not the incantation, it's just a company named that way.

 

I wish my very first account on neopets never got frozen.

Granted, everything was reset to 0 NP and 0 items with a username of eksnub7863.

 

I wish it wasn't 9:09 PM.

Granted. It is now 9:10 PM.

 

I wish I was allowed to get a cat.

Granted, but only a naked cat.

 

I wish I had dyed my hair this weekend.

Granted, but you dyed your hair a colour that you didn't like and it's there permanently.

 

I wish I had more peace and quiet.

Granted, you're all alone on the world.

 

I wish I had another phone.

Granted, but it breaks.

 

I wish people were kinder.

Granted, they're all so nice that it's actually creepy.

 

I wish I didn't kept missing the turmy times.

Granted, Turmy eats your petpet every time.

 

I wish I'm lucky at dailies.

Granted but your account gets stolen.

 

I wish the petpetpets in my habi lived longer.

Granted, they don't yield anything at all.

 

I wish Habi didn't give so much NP.

Granted but neither does food club.

 

I wish the negg puzzle would allow any possible solution.

Granted, the prizes are basically given out by random people.

 

I wish for a decent, loophole-free (none of the granted you wish for nothing) wish.