Granted, the DVD's are always sold out.

I wish for the US to not intervene in the Syrian civil war.

Granted, but the civilians all die because of chemical weapons.

 

I wish all people were nice to other people.

Granted, but they are horribly cruel to all animals.

 

I wish I could meet all my lovely Internet friends. :D

Granted, but they're actually really weird and creepy. :shiftyeyes_anim:

 

I wish that my sister would come to visit.

Granted, but she is rude and unpleasant to you.

(By the way, you're one of the Internet friends. XD)

 

I wish I'd started watching Dexter's Laboratory sooner. It's hilarious.

Granted, but you won't be able to watch it in the future.

 

I wish I knew what to buy as a present.

Granted, but the gift is very very expensive.

 

I wish Futurama wasn't being taken off the air.

Granted but you are not allowed to watch it.

 

I wish it wasn't 12.20 already.

Granted. It is 12.19.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted. You now have ADHD and can't sit still, you can think of so many things to do but you'll need medicines for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I was perfect for everyone 0:)

Granted--everyone loves you, but you aren't happy with yourself.

 

I wish for it to be cold enough to wear my kitty ears hat.

Granted, you get a blizzard.

I wish I didn't have so much assignments.

Granted; you are fired (/kicked out of school?)

I wish I won't have to spend this weekend alone

Granted, but there are so many people you feel uncomfortable.

 

I wish my keyboard didn't make so much noise :p

Granted, the government is now tracking your every keystroke.

 

I wish I had good drawing skills.

Granted, you have horrible speaking skills.

I wish Google didn't disable my Gmail for being U-13. (I had 6.5 GB of files in it!)

I blame Unites States legislation.

Granted. They just disable it for no reason.

 

I wish I could shower with warm (not hot) water for a longer time, every time I want to shower.

Granted, but you have no warm water for anything else.

 

I wish I could think of a wish.

Granted, you have so many wishes but none of those come true.

 

I wish for a nice autumn.

Granted, but then you don't have any nice autumns for years to come.

 

I wish my favourite pair of socks didn't have a huge hole in one sock.

Granted, now both socks have a huge hole in them.

 

I wish there was a way for more people to trigger the Turmy alert.

Granted, but he eats your very expensive petpet.

 

I wish I wasn't so awkward in social situations.

Granted--you're outgoing, but nobody likes you. D:

(Speaking of expensive petpets, I was looking up how much my Pirate Doglefox that Turmy ate was worth... 50-60k for the petpet, and something like 90k for the pb. O.o I spent 17k on that petpet, years ago, and won the brush.)

 

I wish that I was better at naming things.

Granted, you become very good at naming things but no one else likes the names.

 

I wish I started testing things out at the BD a lot sooner.

Granted, you become very good at naming things but no one else likes the names.

 

I wish I started testing things out at the BD a lot sooner.

 

Granted, you can't learn anything about the BD.

 

I wish teachers wouldn't cram all the deadlines on a Friday.