Granted, but it doesn't come true.

 

I wish I had garlic bread.

Granted, but you're now allergic to garlic.

 

I wish I knew what the HOP thread is.

Granted, but it is now locked.

(The HOP thread is the Hang Out and Post thread: http://www.tdnforums.com/index.php?/topic/312-hang-out-and-post/ ;))

I wish I was better at Flash games.

Granted, but your computer can't handle it and overheats.

 

I wish the spooky food eating story continues.

Granted, but you get frozen and can't participate.

 

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

Granted, but you can't seem to stop eating. (Shares and feeds Duski some Marsh Mallows)

 

I wish a very happy birthday to TDN!

Granted, but...um...there's no pineapple cake.

 

I wish one of my favourite T-shirts would still fit me.

Granted but all other t-shirts don't fit anymore.

 

I wish for Pineapple cake!

Granted, but you suddenly become allergic to pineapple :(

 

I wish I didn't have such thick, fine hair. (It is a huge pain to take care of unless it's cut short.)

Granted, you're bald ;-)

 

I wish the url of a pet didn't change when customized.

Granted, but you can only change its customization once.

 

I wish Kou-Jong wasn't so frustrating.

Granted, the game now says you won when this happens BUT you can't play it anymore.

 

I wish batteries would last longer.

Granted, but they're extremely expensive.

 

I wish I had gotten more than 7 hours of sleep.

Granted you slept for a week and when you wake up the event/plot is over.

 

I wish the curse of fatigue didn't last that long.

Granted, but all the other curses last much longer.

 

I wish Ron Swanson didn't say that all cats are useless.

Granted, now everyone else but him says that. :(

 

I wish for a nice yummy fresh not sick making hotdog.

Granted, but a seagull steals it.

 

I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted but its Chocolate flavored.

 

I wish I was better at multitasking.

Granted, but you have a huge pile of tasks to do each day.

 

I wish I could get a Curse of Cleansing.

Curse of Cleansing

"Curse"

Granted but because of your curse of Apathy it has no effect.

 

I wish I could see the blue monster already.

Granted, but you get a bunch of 16h curses of fatigue :(

 

I wish I didn't keep getting 7h fatigues.

Granted, you too get 16h fatigues.

 

I wish I could do whatever I wanted.

Granted, but only for one day.

 

I wish my hair was naturally red. (I'd DYE for that shade of colour. ;P)

Granted but now you get sunburn -very- easily.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, you are super hyper and can't calm down.

 

I wish I hadn't missed someone by 5 minutes who I would then have to wait another 7 hours for.