Granted, but your pets won't sit still during the pictures and you can never get the picture taken.

 

I wish they actually taught something new at school.

Granted, but then, class would last longer

I wish I had a twin

Granted, but it would be your evil twin of course.

 

I wish I won the lottery and could be free of debt forever!

Granted, but the bank makes an error and your money is lost.

 

I wish I had my tablet with me.

Granted but your tablet is dead and you don't have the charger with you.

 

I wish that the ozone layer improves so the weather will know what it's doing.

Granted but YOUR HEAD ASPLODE.

 

I wish Jade hadn't died.

Granted. She goes grimdark and unkillable.

 

I wish that I had more socks.

Granted but you lose them all

 

 

i wish people would believe me when i tell them homestar runner updated

Granted, but they don't believe you about anything ever again.

 

I wish I could meet all my overseas friends.

Granted, but you won't have enough money to get back home.

 

I wish I had wings.

Granted, but you can't fly with them.

 

I wish I had more chips.

Granted, but they're microchips.

 

I wish I had a tub of ice cream. :icecream:

Granted, but it is tuna fish flavor.

 

I wish I didn't have relatives coming over tomorrow morning so I could sleep in instead.

(Eww tuna!)

 

Granted, but you'll be required to visit their place instead.

 

I wish I had new running shoes.

Granted, but they don't fit.

 

I wish I didn't have a 9 hour plane ride ahead of me.

Granted, but you'll have an 18-hour trip in some other form of transportation.

 

I wish the weather would continue being cloudy today.

Granted, but it's hot and sunny for days afterwards.

 

I wish I could have more time to game with friends.

Granted, but you lose EVERY time.

 

I wish I could just come to work when stuff needed to get done instead of being here every day 8-5!

Granted, but stuff always needs to be done.

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to this house.

Granted, but you'll be allergic to every other place, instead.

 

I wish I knew how to swim.

Granted, but you can't walk.

 

I wish I didn't have to go somewhere tomorrow.

Granted, but you'll have unwanted visitors instead.

 

I wish I knew how to sew my own dresses.

Granted, but you can't wear them.

 

I wish I could find more easter eggs on Egg Cave.

Granted, but the site (uh, it is a website, yes? XD) crashes and all its data is erased.

 

I wish we had cable TV! D:

Granted but then the internet connection becomes horrible and eventually never works.

 

I wish I would have 2 weeks off of school during spring break