Granted, but they have nothing to say.

 

I wish I could go to Disneyland. :C

Granted, but you end up in Universal Studios.

 

I wish the flood control is lifted.

Granted, but the Dark Faerie comes and curses all your family and kills you.

 

I wish that I could control everything that happened.

Granted, but now you are aware off everything everywhere that is happening and its driving you crazy.

 

I wish only good things will happen.

Granted, but the good things all backfire somehow.

 

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist.

Granted. Another species of animal take there place. Their noise is even more anoying, both male and female sucks your blood, and the sting is even way worse.

 

I wish I had my dreamjob.

Granted, but you're not paid for it.

 

I wish all my Egg Cave eggs were immortal.

Granted, but now so many people make Egg Cave accounts that TDN needs to put a gazillion floating ads on your screen just to stay alive.

I wish TDN didn't have such a incompetent web host.

Granted, now TDN doesn't have any web host anymore. (NOOO!!!)

 

I wish I was getting paid for my dreamjob.

Granted, but you're only paid 2 cents an hour.

 

I wish I was allowed to have cats where I live.

Granted, but you have to live in the bushes.

 

I wish I didn't forget to make a wish before clicking "post"

Granted, but you have to wish for bad things.

 

I wish I had a copy of The Darkest Faerie. (the game)

Granted, but you short out the electricity in your town, and it takes a month to get it back up.

 

I wish the secret laboratory map WAS'NT SO DANG HARD TO GET! :grrr: (Sorry for the random outburst :*)

Granted, but the only zap you get is "went back to level 1"

 

I wish for easy games, low scores to beat and plenty of time online for the rest of the DD.

Granted, but then there are so many glitches that nobody gets prizes or trophies.

 

I wish that I could get a high enough score for the avatar on Feed Florg.

Granted, but you can't send your score.

 

I wish I had more time to spend with my awesome cousins who I almost never see.

Granted, he became an orphan and moves in with you.

 

I wish I had more time today.

Granted, but you now work 80 hours a week.

I wish Google Drive would be faster in uploading files.

Granted, but they're only faster by one millisecond.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, but now you can never sleep again.

 

I wish I had a nice house.

Granted. It's a reaaaally pretty dollhouse.

 

I wish I could marry Dean Winchester (not Jensen Ackles... He's cute, too, but he's married and probably not as exciting as Dean...) :D

Granted, you can. But he doesn't want to.

 

I wish I will do good in tomorrow's DD game.

Granted, but you're not good at any of the other games.

 

I wish I was good at all of the DD games.

Granted, but you don't have time to play them.

 

I wish I wasn't this dizzy.

Granted, but you get sent into the hospital.

I wish TNT comes out with a plot as exciting as TFR.