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Granted, the construction workers accidentally dropped huge pieces of metal on front of your door and windows.

I wish the rainy season would end.

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Granted it never rains again.

 

I wish I wasn't hungry.

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Granted, but your television breaks down.

 

I wish I wasn't thirsty?

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Granted. You are swimming in a vast lake, with all the water you could want, but no food and no way out, and nothing to use as a raft.

 

I wish I didn't feel sick.

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Granted, you don't feel a thing anymore.

 

(Awww, not too sick I hope?)

 

I wish for another quiet night at work tonight.

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Granted, everyone gets them but you.

 

I wish nobody I know has sicknesses or allergies.

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Granted, it now exists but you can't have it.

 

I wish Duski was feeling better again.

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Granted, you are arrested by Kaslo, BC police for throwing a minor into a bath full of oil. (You know what happened in the other thread)

I wish AdBlock won't make advertisements to eradicate ads. (Kind of contradicting itself)

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Granted. They go broke and adblock stops working. Now you'll have to deal with all the ad's again.

 

I wish it was autumn already.

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Granted, they now have a fight every time.

 

I wish I had room to keep a few pets.

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Granted, but they are flaming you.

 

I wish ixianators would zap into an avatar colour (Pink, Grey, etc).

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Granted ixianators becomes a Starry Kau.

 

I wish I could watch movies all day.

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Granted, but you can only watch movies that you hate.

 

I wish I could have some quiet time to relax.

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Granted, you have to watch everyone you care about die, while you live on.

 

I wish for three more wishes. :P

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Granted, but they won't come true.

 

I wish communication is faster and better at work.

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Granted, but it's not working.

 

I wish deciding what to eat was easier.

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Granted, you don't eat anything.

I wish for capitalists (a.k.a. Our school's owner) to stop bragging false statements.

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Granted, now everyone does it except them.

 

I wish dvd's were cheaper but quality stays or becomes better.

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