Lady Lyuba Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 So far we've seen beautiful, disgusting, delicious.....how about hilarious? Neopia is full of VERY funny items, so let's share which items tickle our funny bone, be it picture, title, description, or all three! To start - well I can think of a TON, be it the badly drawn items released when the artists were on holiday, or the items that are shout outs to pop culture (Such as the SHRUBBERY! *dramatic music*). But I shall start with my discovery of one of the most recent (and retired) items from the Discovery of Tyrannia Mystery Capsule: Towering Over Tyrammet. Descrpition: "Run away, its a giant Neopet!!!" Preview: http://wardrobe.jellyneo.net/preview/?id=50237 The Flash preview makes it all the more funny. :laughingsmiley: WeyrCat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lwarlen Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Feather Tickler hilarious to me! Beware or I'll tickle you! :D Description: Will render your opponents tickled black and blue. Finn the Human 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andaraen Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 The first item that comes to mind is Mining For Fish The name alone is a silly little reference. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_almoner Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I love the Completely Non-lethal Sandwich and the Stack of Slightly Used Carrots!!! Rebecca~ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Scary Soup A steaming bowl of fiery broth that will soon put hairs on your chest. Pile of Slightly-chewed Socks It looks like someone has been chewing on your socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmacow Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I like this thread! I've always been amused by the Eye Candy Looks like somebody went too near the toffee apple machine... Tanglepus It has immunity to combs. :D Halloween Angry Lobster Dinner Eat it before it eats you! Maybe the lobster isn't laugh out loud funny, but I find it amusing ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sara1elo Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I saw this book once and it made me laugh: Worst. Poetry. Ever. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love bad poetry, then this book is for you. and there are many books with rare themes: Cures for Bad Breath 101 things to do if your Scorchio is cursed with halitosis! 101 Uses Of Bacon Think bacon is just for eating? Well think again. This book will teach you how to make a proper bacon mustache and many other important uses of bacon. Poems to Rot Your Heart Who needs good poetry when you can have this soul crushing collection of the worst sonnets in existence? Shades of Grey Its not just black and white you know. :whaa: AJ11 and neopets98 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koralis Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I've always found the dancing neocola can hilarious. Finn the Human 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_almoner Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 How about Blumaroo Steak? What goes bounce... bounce... whirr... splat? Finn the Human and missuninvited 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idriya Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 I tend to love the poorly drawn items drawn on Artists Day off. Some examples: Oganagey, Lady Lyuba, Finn the Human and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sara1elo Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 You are right idriya, I love those items too xDD I paid over 400k for that Insane Evil Fuzzle, I'm embarrassed -_- Novelista 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosawr Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Anyone for a corny joke? Lair Beast Tooth Shield Defend yourself! For tooth and justice!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazrandus Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Apple Apple - r101 [special] Its like an apple within an apple! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHM* love the Inception reference :D Synerjee, Lady Lyuba, missuninvited and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koralis Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Bacon tape anyone?? This seemed like a great idea at the time... Finn the Human 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazrandus Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Shades of Grey Its not just black and white you know. :whaa: AHAHAHAHA DRAT they changed the name to "Grey in the Shade". I really wanted to collect 50 of them for the lulz xD Lydia Trebond, Lady Lyuba, Synerjee and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeran Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Aw, no one mentioned Maggot Stew? "Packed with protein, its just right to start your day. Might end your day, too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazrandus Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 ^ Haha Bear Grylls approves of this product :thumbsup: Here are some items that defies the boundaries of the finite world: Very Long First Day of Celebrating - r101 [special] If you can read this whole book, you deserve an increase in intelligence! This was given out by the Advent Calendar in Y13. Neverending Jar of Jellybeans - r93 [Very Rare] Guess how many there are in the jar! Endless Salad and Bread Sticks - r89 [Rare] The salad and bread sticks just keep coming... will it ever end? neopets98 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_almoner Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 This one always gets me, too. Just so... obvious. Handful of Sand It's indescribable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cleomiele Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Endless Salad and Bread Sticks - r89 [Rare] The salad and bread sticks just keep coming... will it ever end? Lol, the jab at Olive Garden...love it :D Ever since this thread came about, I've been trying to think of items I think are funny, but none come to mind! I know I've seen many that made me chuckle at the description, but when I actually try to think of one...nothing :( hopefully I'll think of one soon~ neopets98 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andaraen Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Robot Skeith Stamp You havent experienced pain until a Robot Skeith steps on your foot. Scroll of the More Ancient Ancients Once you read it, you forget what it said. Very curious. Fire Blocks Play quick before they are incinerated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke_Sloth Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Sausage Mayo Gum - Confuse your taste buds like never before with this repulsive sausage and mayo flavoured bubblegum I laugh every time I see this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koralis Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Aw, no one mentioned Maggot Stew? "Packed with protein, its just right to start your day. Might end your day, too." I would consider that more of a disgusting item (I think that's one of the other boards). It makes me cringe thinking about actually eating that! :sick01: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeran Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 I would consider that more of a disgusting item (I think that's one of the other boards). It makes me cringe thinking about actually eating that! :sick01: Understandable. I think it depends on the sense of humor, though. That's a wonderful idea! :laughingsmiley: I'll see if anyone else posted it there. Exceptionally Tiny Laser Cannon "Ha ha! That tiny thing couldn't possibly hurt me! *ZAP* AARGHHH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duskitty Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Haha, mine would most likely be: Tonguewich Prime beef tongue on a bed of wilted lettuce. Chocolate Coated Fish Pop Chocolate coated trout frozen fish pop. Sticks to your tongue. Clamade The delicious taste of sparkling clam juice. Scab Cake (This one REALLY grossed me out when I first saw it :sick01: ) A nice fresh scab sandwiched between two halves of victoria sponge. Toe Nail Soup A crunchy filling broth with a strangely cheesy taste. (EW) Jumbleberry (I lol'd when I first saw the description) Yes, it isnt actually called med_berry_3 heh heh Mucus Soup (Ew. No. Just... no.) Somehow I think Meuka may have something to do with this recipe! (You think?) Skeith Juice Cocktail What goes into Skeith juice? You just dont want to know... Mummified Ice Cream You would think being mummified would stop it dripping! ( :P ) Bombfish ( o_O) Ugh! Eat this and you will get indigestion. (It's a flippin' bomb! What do you think it would do when you ate it?!) Titanic Giant Squid :whaa: Um... run? Spinach Feta Omelette (I find the description amusing. :P) You have to eat all of this omelette or you wont get any dessert. Cog Hot Dog (How do you even eat this?) What condiment do you put on a cog hot dog, grease? Double Rainbow Background But what does it mean?! (Love the meme reference :woot: ) Whoo, very long list! Hope you didn't fall asleep! :sleeping_02: Lady Lyuba 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassine Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Does anyone remember this Advent Calender item Meepit Carols? And some of the other books are kind of funny. Meepit Carols La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la *BITES YOUR FACE* Faerie Sticker Book It may not further much reading comprehension, but it has sparkly stickers! Yay! History of the Brightvale Book Shop: Unsurprisingly, this isn't a very interesting book. By the Seashore Okay, the book actually has nothing to do with the seashore, we just think that is where you should read it! Bori and the Rainy Day Is that melted snow falling on Terror Mountain? No Bori, its rain! Glitter 101 Everything you ever wanted to learn about glitter and a bunch more you did not. Finding the Best Ugly Sweater Contrary to popular belief, finding the ugliest sweater of them all takes a great skill. We dont need stinkin apostrophes! Weve had fun. dont add apostrophes. The Bandit, Duskitty, hanalways and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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