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Hilarious Neopian Items


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So far we've seen beautiful, disgusting, delicious.....how about hilarious? Neopia is full of VERY funny items, so let's share which items tickle our funny bone, be it picture, title, description, or all three!

 

To start - well I can think of a TON, be it the badly drawn items released when the artists were on holiday, or the items that are shout outs to pop culture (Such as the SHRUBBERY! *dramatic music*). But I shall start with my discovery of one of the most recent (and retired) items from the Discovery of Tyrannia Mystery Capsule:

 

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Towering Over Tyrammet. Descrpition: "Run away, its a giant Neopet!!!"

Preview: http://wardrobe.jellyneo.net/preview/?id=50237

 

The Flash preview makes it all the more funny. :laughingsmiley:

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I like this thread!

 

I've always been amused by the Eye Candy

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Looks like somebody went too near the toffee apple machine...

 

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Tanglepus

It has immunity to combs.

 

:D

 

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Halloween Angry Lobster Dinner

Eat it before it eats you!

 

Maybe the lobster isn't laugh out loud funny, but I find it amusing ^_^

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I saw this book once and it made me laugh:

 

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Worst. Poetry. Ever.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love bad poetry, then this book is for you.

 

and there are many books with rare themes:

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Cures for Bad Breath

101 things to do if your Scorchio is cursed with halitosis!

 

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101 Uses Of Bacon

Think bacon is just for eating? Well think again. This book will teach you how to make a proper bacon mustache and many other important uses of bacon.

 

 

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Poems to Rot Your Heart

Who needs good poetry when you can have this soul crushing collection of the worst sonnets in existence?

 

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Shades of Grey

Its not just black and white you know. :whaa:

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Shades of Grey

Its not just black and white you know. :whaa:

AHAHAHAHA DRAT they changed the name to "Grey in the Shade". I really wanted to collect 50 of them for the lulz xD

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^ Haha Bear Grylls approves of this product :thumbsup:

Here are some items that defies the boundaries of the finite world:

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Very Long First Day of Celebrating - r101 [special]

If you can read this whole book, you deserve an increase in intelligence! This was given out by the Advent Calendar in Y13.

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Neverending Jar of Jellybeans - r93 [Very Rare]

Guess how many there are in the jar!

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Endless Salad and Bread Sticks - r89 [Rare]

The salad and bread sticks just keep coming... will it ever end?

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Endless Salad and Bread Sticks - r89 [Rare]

The salad and bread sticks just keep coming... will it ever end?

 

Lol, the jab at Olive Garden...love it :D

 

Ever since this thread came about, I've been trying to think of items I think are funny, but none come to mind! I know I've seen many that made me chuckle at the description, but when I actually try to think of one...nothing :( hopefully I'll think of one soon~

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Robot Skeith Stamp

You havent experienced pain until a Robot Skeith steps on your foot.

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Scroll of the More Ancient Ancients

Once you read it, you forget what it said. Very curious.

 

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Fire Blocks

Play quick before they are incinerated!

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I would consider that more of a disgusting item (I think that's one of the other boards). It makes me cringe thinking about actually eating that! :sick01:

 

Understandable. I think it depends on the sense of humor, though. That's a wonderful idea! :laughingsmiley: I'll see if anyone else posted it there.

 

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Exceptionally Tiny Laser Cannon

"Ha ha! That tiny thing couldn't possibly hurt me! *ZAP* AARGHHH!"

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  • 2 months later...

Haha, mine would most likely be:

 

Tonguewich

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Prime beef tongue on a bed of wilted lettuce.

 

Chocolate Coated Fish Pop

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Chocolate coated trout frozen fish pop. Sticks to your tongue.

 

Clamade

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The delicious taste of sparkling clam juice.

 

Scab Cake

(This one REALLY grossed me out when I first saw it :sick01: )

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A nice fresh scab sandwiched between two halves of victoria sponge.

 

Toe Nail Soup

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A crunchy filling broth with a strangely cheesy taste. (EW)

 

Jumbleberry

(I lol'd when I first saw the description)

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Yes, it isnt actually called med_berry_3 heh heh

 

Mucus Soup

(Ew. No. Just... no.)

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Somehow I think Meuka may have something to do with this recipe! (You think?)

 

Skeith Juice Cocktail

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What goes into Skeith juice? You just dont want to know...

 

Mummified Ice Cream

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You would think being mummified would stop it dripping! ( :P )

 

Bombfish ( o_O)

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Ugh! Eat this and you will get indigestion.

(It's a flippin' bomb! What do you think it would do when you ate it?!)

 

Titanic Giant Squid :whaa:

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Um... run?

 

Spinach Feta Omelette

(I find the description amusing. :P)

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You have to eat all of this omelette or you wont get any dessert.

 

Cog Hot Dog

(How do you even eat this?)

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What condiment do you put on a cog hot dog, grease?

 

Double Rainbow Background

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But what does it mean?!

(Love the meme reference :woot: )

 

Whoo, very long list! Hope you didn't fall asleep! :sleeping_02:

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  • 3 weeks later...

Does anyone remember this Advent Calender item Meepit Carols? And some of the other books are kind of funny.

 

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Meepit Carols

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la *BITES YOUR FACE*

 

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Faerie Sticker Book

It may not further much reading comprehension, but it has sparkly stickers! Yay!

 

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History of the Brightvale Book Shop:

Unsurprisingly, this isn't a very interesting book.

 

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By the Seashore

Okay, the book actually has nothing to do with the seashore, we just think that is where you should read it!

 

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Bori and the Rainy Day

Is that melted snow falling on Terror Mountain? No Bori, its rain!

 

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Glitter 101

Everything you ever wanted to learn about glitter and a bunch more you did not.

 

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Finding the Best Ugly Sweater

Contrary to popular belief, finding the ugliest sweater of them all takes a great skill.

 

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We dont need stinkin apostrophes!

Weve had fun. dont add apostrophes.

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