Granted, but it is then turned into a pile of soot.

 

I wish that there would just be an easy Better Than You! opponent for once, and that I'm quick enough to beat them before everyone else does.

Granted, but Neopets glitches so your score wont send (and it's your last chance on the last day to send score)

 

I wish my head could RETAIN ALL ZE INFORMATION

Granted, but the test coming up tomorrow would require you to have retained all of the information

 

I wish that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished. Yes, It might make sense

Granted, but then your wish that you wished that you wished dies.

 

Okay then, I wish it came ALLLLIVE

Granted, but it died after a second.

 

I wish I would wake up earlier.

Wish came true! :laughingsmiley:

 

...But you sleep less and you will have fatigue :whistle:

I wish the pests in Habitarium would stop targeting the house.

Granted, but they attack the hospital.

 

I wish the floor were a SEA

Granted, but you sink.

 

I wish I could think for better things to wish(which would come true).

Granted. But this topic locks!

 

 

IWI was lent BGC...

Granted, but that would cost you twenty-five million Neopoints and your dream pet.

 

I wish it was hard for me to remember disturbing, mental images.

Granted, but now it's easy for you to remember (in fact you can only remember) PINK. FLUFFY! UNI-CORNS.

 

I wish the world was a flat. That would be cool. :D

Granted, but you fall of the edge

 

IWI could fall asleep easier.

Granted, but then you NEVER WAKE UP.

 

I wish I had a fishy! :)

Granted, but you didn't specify any, so you get a Great White Shark.

 

I wish that both of the new Club Penguin wikis didn't have to be down.

I LOVE GREAT WHITE SHARKS <3

 

Hey club penguin! They're having a fair now, no?

 

Granted, but TDNF crashes for ETERNITY :O I would trade any wiki for TDNF.

 

I wish my sister was a rock. :D

Granted, but she turns back a few minutes later...

 

IWI could sleep later.

Granted but now you can't sleep at all!

 

IWI understood all the Neopets Acronyms! x_x

Granted, but now they all change to completely unassociated things.

 

I wish for a rotten pineapple I can throw at a dancing pickle in a top hat.

Granted, but you accidentally dropped it on your foot.

 

I wish I didn't have to wait for two more years to go to cooking class.

Granted, but you get denied entry when you go because you can't spell!

 

I wish I had a bowl of everlasting popcorn

Granted, but a dog eats the bowl (the bowl's not everlasting :P )

 

I wish for a foot massage.

WHAT!!

 

Granted, but the dog eats your foot. <_<

 

I wish I had a TIME MACHINE and no, I would not screw up time.

Granted, but a Pterosaur swoops out of nowhere and eats you while you travel during the Cretaceous Period.

 

Granted, but you get denied entry when you go because you can't spell!

Which is why ...

 

I wish that I lack the ability to misspell actual words! (awesomeface)

Granted, but then nobody understands you, and you can't make it into cooking class. :evil:

 

I wish that a TIME WARP would appear!