Granted, but...well, your pet is Grey! There really isn't anything to twist here....

 

I wish I will be accepted for Content Team when I apply and never get fired.

Granted, but you aren't fired, instead you lose all internet in any possible way for two years.

 

I wish that I had the geog textbook in my head. :(

Granted, but then you start boring everyone because you know your Geography a little too well

 

I wish for a bag of chocolates

oh, that doesn't matter. As long as I pass my end of years. :)

 

Granted, but they melt.

 

I wish I had a rainbow faerie quest!

Granted, but their are none of that item in existence, as it's a food and somebody just ate the last one (and right after she gives you the quest, it gets retired)

 

I wish for a monkey named Phil.

Granted, but then it starts drumming away like Phil Collins 24/7 (I'll be intrigued if you can get the reference)

 

I wish I had an English Vocaloid software

:(

 

Granted, but Phil gets depressed and commits suicide.

 

I wish wars didn't exist.

Granted (I wish :sad02: ) , but then the soldiers lose their jobs

 

IWI could have an UC RB draik (cant be boochied) and my account was unhackable, unfreezable, the pet was untransferable, I dont zap it, and I don't change it at all (MPs, magical plushies, PBs, Etc.) :graduated:

Granted. But then you mom forbids you from going on Neopets.

 

I wish I could wish better.

It is granted, but this game becomes locked.

 

 

I wish I had dancing skill!

Granted, but then this topic gets locked forever, and noone can revive it

 

I wish more people used this emoticon: :geeky_evil:

Granted, but then you turn into the smiley!

 

I wish I had ninja'd Ruto in the BTPAY game...

Granted, but then a mod deletes you post.

 

IWI could stop getting ninja'ed

Granted. But then you get pirate'd.

 

I wish for a spaghetti and meatball sammich.

Granted, but it turns into a sandwich :P

 

I wish society didn't judge me by my video games

It is granted, but then they judge you for your socks!

 

IWI had a centillion dollars

Granted, but then people stop using dollars.

 

IWI could win the skyscraper game.

You do, but everyone gets amnesia and forgets it all...

 

IWI had enough energy to get up and eat...

Granted, but you find no food.

 

IWI was TPBTPAM (the person below the person above me)

It is granted, but then someone deletes that post and now you wish to be me! XD

 

 

IWI wasn't awesome... It is hard being this awesome...

Granted. You are not awesome. Great going, fool. Now everyone hates you.

 

I wish people wouldn't abbreviate I wish I to IWI.

Granted but then they abbreviate their whole wish! XD

 

I wish I cswoeaa! (could sing well or even at all! )

That was... okay. And also I wished that before.. my reply?

 

Granted, but you get a permanent sore throat. xD

 

I wish I had all the game trophies!

Granted, but they were the result of a hacker, so your account went bye-bye.

 

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but it only lasts a yoctosecond.

 

I wish for the WERLD!