Granted, but you choose the wrong pet to play with it

 

I wish I was invincible

Granted, but only for a minute.

 

I wish Imperial Exam had more misspellers.

Granted, but there are so many misspellers that you run out of time.

 

I wish I were a tree which could never be cut down. :mellow:

Granted but it decays

 

I wish I had some pie

Granted, but I throw it at your face. :P

 

I wish I could be faster at Imperial Exam, without making any mistakes.

Granted but neopets goes down as every time you get a decent score

 

 

IWI could get lent SuAP

Granted, but the TnT thinks you've cheated and so they freeze your account.

 

I wish I had a genie.

Granted, but he's drunk and just stays in his bottle/lamp.

 

I wish I has fairly odd parents!

Granted, but you start disliking them 'cause they are odd.

 

I wish for NC. :mellow:

Granted, but didn't you wish for this before? Oh no! The world explodes.

 

I wish my sister would stop SHOUTING AT ME. :grrr:

Granted, but she now harasses you. (like my sister who does it to me sometimes, unfortunately)

 

I wish flies didn't have to be so annoying.

At least you're male. There is a limit to harassment! But when all three of you are females... I don't want to talk about it. <_<

 

Granted, but then all flies turn into mosquitoes.

 

I wish i had a life size transformer! :woot:

Granted, but Neoman and I break it.

 

I wish for food.

OH FINE. :( Why you always using yourselves to ruin my weeshes. :(

 

Granted, but for each gram of food you eat, 10 neopets curiously disappear off the neopets page...

 

I wish I had magical powerssss

Granted, but I take them away with my magical powers(if you've seen my convo with Ain in "Last to Post Wins" you'll see that I have magical powers).

 

I wish to be Spiderman! o_O

Granted, but then you fall down from the sky when somebody gets rid of your web.

 

I wish I was a pickle.

Granted but you, who wished for a pickle, eat yourself.

 

I innocent lives weren't taken everyday.

Granted. A judge declares them guilty and kills them.

 

I wish for another pickle names Fred.

Granted, but the Fred doesn't like being a pickle so he zaps himself into a fish.

 

I wish that dinner was PASTA

Granted, but Lady Pasta sues you.

 

I wish to be more lucky in Neopets.

Granted, but whatever you win with 'luck' gets stolen.

 

I wish...I wish...I wish for a bunny! :D

Granted, but he dies. :'(

 

I wish for a laptop.

What?!?! You can't just kill my lil' bunny! :sad01_anim:

 

Granted, but you drop it (and break it) because I scare you.

 

I wish for a book to read.

Granted, but then your bunny comes back to life, destroys the book, and dies again. :P

 

I wish for a carrot.

Granted, but a Uni comes out of nowhere and eats your carrot!

 

I wish for a Grey Paint Brush