October 8, 201115 yr Granted, but then it dissappears. I wish for a duck to walk up to a lemonade stand, and say to the man who's running the stand "Hey...Got any grapes?"
October 8, 201115 yr Granted, but the man says no. The duck goes back the next day and asks, "Hey...Got any grapes?" and the man answers no. The third day, the duck goes, again, and asks, again, ""Hey...Got any grapes?" The man gets so irritated, he says "LOOK BUSTER, IF YOU ASK THAT ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO STAPLE YOUR MOUTH SHUT" The duck comes back the next day, and asks ""Hey...Got any staples?" and the man says he doesn't, so the duck goes "Well, got any grapes?" WHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I wish for the person below me to have heard that joke before.
October 8, 201115 yr Granted, but I didn't. I wish thunderstorms didn't have to make such annoying noises.
October 8, 201115 yr Granted, but now they make no noise, so you have no clue that it's about to pour. I wish cookies didn't exist - I would therefore stop eating them. :P
October 8, 201115 yr Granted, but it's s cookie, so off it goes! I wish I was an awesomer person. :laughingsmiley:
October 9, 201115 yr Wished granted! but you realized that it was a troll. I wished i can see Long from bloody roar in person..... ^A^
October 9, 201115 yr Wish granted but I ate the taco before you did. I wished shenlong (from bloody roar2 YEAH!!!!) was here to make a comment on this board already. the place needs some thing spicy. = ^w^=
October 9, 201115 yr Granted, but then he gets banned and his post gets deleted. I wish for a potato chip called Billy.
October 9, 201115 yr Wish granted but the grundo leader took billy for doctor sloth. i wish i can play who's got the turnip in the games forum.
October 10, 201115 yr Granted, but it turns into a carrot! I wish I had a bunny. :) That loves me and would never run away or die abruptly.
October 10, 201115 yr Granted, but then he dies slowly and painfully. I wish I had a bunny that hates me and would run away and die abruptly.
October 10, 201115 yr Granted, but you realize you were wishing that ironically and don't really want that to happen, and you mourn the bunny. How could you be so cruel? BUNNIES. I wish that people wouldn't make wishes that would affect sweet, innocent bunnies.
October 10, 201115 yr Granted, but now they all burn in a pit. The people. Oh, that wasn't twisting it? Oh, well. I wish that the bunnies would COME BACK TO US!
October 11, 201115 yr Granted, but *overuse* she or he gets botched I wish for this next post to be brought to me by the letter Z
October 12, 201115 yr Wish granted but it was a lie! I wished that i can really punch Shenlong from bloody roar for pwning my every moves in bloody roar 2. REVENGE !!!!! :ph34r: :grrr:
October 12, 201115 yr Granted, but sweet revenge always revenges you back, though :whistle: I wish I had a fishy :D
October 12, 201115 yr Granted, but now she's a zombie and she eats you. I wish I was immune to zombie attacks.
October 12, 201115 yr Granted, but everyone now relies on you to kill the zombies, and they stop doing ANY work and start feeling entitled, then complain if you take a five minute break. I wish I could go back to college...life was so simple back then.
October 12, 201115 yr (Bonus Points For How Awesome Your Reply Was) Wish granted, but now everyone goes to college and it's no longer fun/interesting it's just more like high school...oh wait...that's really how it is...whoops. I wish lunch would magically appear and be delicious.
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