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Granted but really it's just an updated version of the Gamecube version

 

I wish I had some rosin for the violin

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Granted! You have all the rosin you could need! But your violin is no where in site...

 

I wish I had some peppermint tea.

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Granted but it expired yesterday.

 

I wish I didn't have school for a while.

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You don't have school 'for a while'.

Unfortunately, I wasn't quite sure what 'a while' was, so I asked a toddler to tell me when it had been a while.

Apparently it's 5 minutes.

Enjoy your 5 minute break.

 

I wish I could re-order Premium.

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You manage to re-order Premium but then your account gets stolen and your money is wasted.

 

I wish the dishes would wash themselves.

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Granted! Your dishes wash themselves and then happily walk out the door.

Looks like you're going to need to buy some more dishes...

 

I wish my ipod didn't make a noise when taking a picture.

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A chocolate cake magically appears in front of you. You eat a piece of it but instead of being sweet it is rather salty.

 

I wish I know how to stick to my schedule instead of just playing Neopets all day long.

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You keep to your schedule... of playing Neopets.

 

I wish changing your character on animal crossing was easier.

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Granted!

A beautifully crafted HD remake of Final Fantasy 7 is created.

I didn't know stick figures looked that amazing in HD!

 

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

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Granted! Please enjoy your hot, flat Coke Zero.

 

I wish it would have snowed on Christmas.

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Granted, but I noticed a drunk man peeing in it last night.

 

I wish I could take a nap.

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You had your nap, the card game went swimmingly! (After all, google has 4 definitions for the word!)

 

I wish Cameron Diaz hadn't been casted as Miss Hannigan (from Annie)

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(It would be an improvement looks wise!)

 

Your air conditioner is working.... Oh, you wanted it to make cold air, not hot air.

 

 

I wish people on Neopets understood economics.

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You get the lead in a musical and get a solo..but you get bronchitis the day before the performance.

 

I wish I could finish a novel...

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Granted, you finished El Dinosaurio ('The Dinosaur'). It goes like this:

 

"Cuando desperto, el dinosaurio todavia estabi alli"

(When he awoke, the dinosaur was still there.)

 

You never said it had to be a long one...

 

 

I wish my cat would realize that I'm not going to move, just so she can have my seat.

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Granted but now your cat sits on your head instead

 

I wish that I didn't procrastinate as much as I do

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Granted, but you have a seizure and lose your feeling in the hand you draw with.

 

I wish I didn’t have 3 tests coming up.

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