mandichi Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 This is a forum game I was surprised not to find, maybe it's been buried, if so I apologize... Anyways, name of the game: come up with an amazing way to get kicked out of Walmart. Extra points for doing it, with pictures haha. 1. Jousting while sitting in carts with pool noodles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duskitty Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Haha, neat! I'm too chicken to actually do this, though. xD And there are no Walmarts near where I live (it's a small town). 2. Chasing pigeons around in the parking lot in a shopping cart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybertron Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 3. Inflating marshmallows in the store. cybertron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandichi Posted October 8, 2013 Author Share Posted October 8, 2013 Haha, awesome, both of you! 4. Toilet Papering the holiday trees missmadiemay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildbreeze Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 5. Riding a cart at top speed through the store while yelling "FREEDOOOOOOOM" (or any other phrase, really. "can't catch me", etc.) *shrug* This is a fun game. xD I want to go do something crazy in a Walmart now. Duskitty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siniri Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 6. When they call out someone's name at the pharmacy, run up yelling "I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!" Duskitty, Wildbreeze, missmadiemay and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emkatrine Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 7. Be naked any where on WalMarts property Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashana Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 8. Knock all of their sodas off the shelf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueberrykiwi141 Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 9. Go in the Furniture section and sit there and act like it is your living room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ11 Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 take all your clothes off apart from swimming costume and start applying suncream then lay in the freezers as if they were sunloungers Duskitty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duma Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Dress up real scary with walmart clothings and run around the store scaring all other customers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ11 Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 start opening stuff tasting it and rewrapping putting it back on the shelf saying yuck not enough salt Duskitty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emkatrine Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Go in the Bathroom section and sit there and act like it is your bathroom :rolleyes_anim: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali Cat Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 14. Release the bouncy balls (in a Lord of the Rings voice.) Proceed to kick them around the store in an epic game of soccer. Opposing team = employees. Duskitty and AJ11 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltom Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 I've found that simply looking around and proclaiming loudly that "All that shop here, have taken the Mark of the Beast" upon your flesh, for it is said without the Mark of walMARK that you shall neither buy nor sell. P.S. I'm half serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildbreeze Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 16. Grab a soda bottle, start shaking it, and aim at the nearest person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siniri Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 17. Go for a spin on the escalator railings: Extreme Escaloptering Wildbreeze 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duskitty Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 18, Make a fortress out of carts, hide in it and throw dairy products at people when they try to dismantle the fort. (don't do this, kiddies.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duma Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 19. Take the mints to the soda's and make nice fountains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildbreeze Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 20. Climb up the shelves and pretend like you're Spiderman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandichi Posted October 10, 2013 Author Share Posted October 10, 2013 :D Drag a TV over to the camping section and host an in-store tailgating party! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duma Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Take a sleeping bag into a tent and get a nice rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duskitty Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Hijack the intercom and scream the national anthem loudly and off-key. CookieGoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashana Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Start opening the salt and pouring it all over your body, and when someone comes up and asks you what you're doing, reply "Keepin' away the evil spirits." Duskitty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duma Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Start playing all the games at the games section, ask others to join you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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