1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[mandichi]

This is a forum game I was surprised not to find, maybe it's been buried, if so I apologize...

 

Anyways, name of the game: come up with an amazing way to get kicked out of Walmart. Extra points for doing it, with pictures haha.

 

1. Jousting while sitting in carts with pool noodles.

[Duskitty]

Haha, neat! I'm too chicken to actually do this, though. xD And there are no Walmarts near where I live (it's a small town).

 

2. Chasing pigeons around in the parking lot in a shopping cart.

[cybertron]

3. Inflating marshmallows in the store.

[mandichi]

Haha, awesome, both of you!

 

4. Toilet Papering the holiday trees

[Wildbreeze]

5. Riding a cart at top speed through the store while yelling "FREEDOOOOOOOM" (or any other phrase, really. "can't catch me", etc.)

 

*shrug* This is a fun game. xD I want to go do something crazy in a Walmart now.

[siniri]

6. When they call out someone's name at the pharmacy, run up yelling "I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!"

[emkatrine]

7. Be naked any where on WalMarts property

[Dashana]

8. Knock all of their sodas off the shelf.

[blueberrykiwi141]

9. Go in the Furniture section and sit there and act like it is your living room

[AJ11]

take all your clothes off apart from swimming costume and start applying suncream then lay in the freezers as if they were sunloungers

[Duma]

Dress up real scary with walmart clothings and run around the store scaring all other customers.

[AJ11]

start opening stuff tasting it and rewrapping putting it back on the shelf saying yuck not enough salt

[emkatrine]

Go in the Bathroom section and sit there and act like it is your bathroom :rolleyes_anim:

[Ali Cat]

14. Release the bouncy balls (in a Lord of the Rings voice.) Proceed to kick them around the store in an epic game of soccer. Opposing team = employees.

[coltom]

I've found that simply looking around and proclaiming loudly that "All that shop here, have taken the Mark of the Beast" upon your flesh, for it is said without the Mark of walMARK that you shall neither buy nor sell.

 

P.S. I'm half serious.

[Wildbreeze]

16. Grab a soda bottle, start shaking it, and aim at the nearest person.

[siniri]

17. Go for a spin on the escalator railings:

 

Extreme Escaloptering

[Duskitty]

18, Make a fortress out of carts, hide in it and throw dairy products at people when they try to dismantle the fort. (don't do this, kiddies.)

[Duma]

19. Take the mints to the soda's and make nice fountains.

[Wildbreeze]

20. Climb up the shelves and pretend like you're Spiderman.

[mandichi]

:D

 

Drag a TV over to the camping section and host an in-store tailgating party!

[Duma]

Take a sleeping bag into a tent and get a nice rest.

[Duskitty]

Hijack the intercom and scream the national anthem loudly and off-key.

[Dashana]

Start opening the salt and pouring it all over your body, and when someone comes up and asks you what you're doing, reply "Keepin' away the evil spirits."

[Duma]

Start playing all the games at the games section, ask others to join you.