jumpingbeans Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Granted, but then it dissappears. I wish for a duck to walk up to a lemonade stand, and say to the man who's running the stand "Hey...Got any grapes?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetdang Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Granted, but the man says no. The duck goes back the next day and asks, "Hey...Got any grapes?" and the man answers no. The third day, the duck goes, again, and asks, again, ""Hey...Got any grapes?" The man gets so irritated, he says "LOOK BUSTER, IF YOU ASK THAT ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO STAPLE YOUR MOUTH SHUT" The duck comes back the next day, and asks ""Hey...Got any staples?" and the man says he doesn't, so the duck goes "Well, got any grapes?" WHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I wish for the person below me to have heard that joke before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakabato Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Granted, but I didn't. I wish thunderstorms didn't have to make such annoying noises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetdang Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Granted, but now they make no noise, so you have no clue that it's about to pour. I wish cookies didn't exist - I would therefore stop eating them. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Meepit Commando Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Granted, but no cookies to give in the cookie game IWI had an oreo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetdang Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Granted, but it's s cookie, so off it goes! I wish I was an awesomer person. :laughingsmiley: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GomamonX Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Wished granted! but you realized that it was a troll. I wished i can see Long from bloody roar in person..... ^A^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetdang Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Granted, but your memory gets wiped. I wish I had a taco! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GomamonX Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Wish granted but I ate the taco before you did. I wished shenlong (from bloody roar2 YEAH!!!!) was here to make a comment on this board already. the place needs some thing spicy. = ^w^= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpingbeans Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Granted, but then he gets banned and his post gets deleted. I wish for a potato chip called Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GomamonX Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Wish granted but the grundo leader took billy for doctor sloth. i wish i can play who's got the turnip in the games forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetdang Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Granted, but it turns into a carrot! I wish I had a bunny. :) That loves me and would never run away or die abruptly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpingbeans Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Granted, but then he dies slowly and painfully. I wish I had a bunny that hates me and would run away and die abruptly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome Back Apathy Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Granted, but you realize you were wishing that ironically and don't really want that to happen, and you mourn the bunny. How could you be so cruel? BUNNIES. I wish that people wouldn't make wishes that would affect sweet, innocent bunnies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetdang Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Granted, but now they all burn in a pit. The people. Oh, that wasn't twisting it? Oh, well. I wish that the bunnies would COME BACK TO US! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpingbeans Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Granted, but then they leave you again. I wish for a Meepit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakabato Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Granted, but it scares you to death. I wish for a paper bag to wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetdang Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Granted, but *gasp* it tears! I wish for a white xweetox. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piticent Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Granted, but *overuse* she or he gets botched I wish for this next post to be brought to me by the letter Z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GomamonX Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Wish granted but it was a lie! I wished that i can really punch Shenlong from bloody roar for pwning my every moves in bloody roar 2. REVENGE !!!!! :ph34r: :grrr: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lu_ Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted, but sweet revenge always revenges you back, though :whistle: I wish I had a fishy :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetdang Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted, but it eats you OH GASP So, I wish she wasn't eaten. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureTXTurkey Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted, but now she's a zombie and she eats you. I wish I was immune to zombie attacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome Back Apathy Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted, but everyone now relies on you to kill the zombies, and they stop doing ANY work and start feeling entitled, then complain if you take a five minute break. I wish I could go back to college...life was so simple back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureTXTurkey Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 (Bonus Points For How Awesome Your Reply Was) Wish granted, but now everyone goes to college and it's no longer fun/interesting it's just more like high school...oh wait...that's really how it is...whoops. I wish lunch would magically appear and be delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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