The Wishing Game!

[Clumsy rockyroad1]

Granted, your brain does and you sleep in front of the computer.

 

I wish this laptop would have more RAM.

[Duma]

Granted but your motherboard can't handle it.

 

I wish it was winter already.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but it's a very rainy and icky winter and not nice at all.

 

I wish I had gotten more than 4 1/2 hours of sleep last night.

[Duma]

Granted but you had nightmares :sad01_anim:

 

I wish I won the "last to post wins thread"

[Duskitty]

Granted, but you're banned from all other games in the games forum.

 

I wish I could sleep in without being woken up.

[Duma]

Granted but you had to go somewhere and now you're utterly late!

 

I wish for a nice breakfast.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but it's extremely expensive.

 

I wish mobile devices were less awkward when performing certain tasks online.

[Duma]

Granted, there not awkward anymore but you can't get online with them any more.

 

I wish my room is mosquito free.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but it is now filled with spiders.

 

I wish time zones didn't get in the way of my friends and I talking.

[Clumsy rockyroad1]

Granted, RL did.

 

I wish for better prizes at the Spooky Food Eating Contest.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but the Pant Devil steals them.

 

I wish I had a better sleeping schedule.

[Clumsy rockyroad1]

Granted, the sleeping schedule is 9 am to 5 pm.

 

I wish I was better at games.

[Duma]

Granted, but you're not good at doing anything else anymore.

 

I wish for a yummie cococookie.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but it's gotten mouldy and you can't eat it.

 

I wish my hair wasn't so difficult to keep in a state of tidiness.

[Duma]

Granted, but it's only a mm long.

 

I wish for all my wishes to come true without nasty side effects.

[Clumsy rockyroad1]

Granted, you wish for things that will affect you 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years from now.

 

I wish I didn't keep so many spreadsheets.

[Duma]

Granted, you lose all the spreadsheets with data you didn't want to lose.

 

I wish the allergy test goes fine the day after tomorrow.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but you catch a deadly sickness.

 

I wish I had more self-restraint.

[Duma]

Granted, now everyone thinks you're boring.

 

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[Duskitty]

Granted, now you're thirsty.

 

I wish I had an endless supply of gum.

[Duma]

Granted but its gum in a taste you don't like.

 

I wish I could defeat Crimson in 0AD.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but now everyone wants to play you and you have no time for anything else.

 

I wish my dad wasn't so overprotective.

[starstruck004]

Granted, but now your mom is overprotective.

 

 

I wish I could eat all I want and not get fat

[Duma]

Granted, but there is nothing to eat

 

I wish I could watch the complete box of SG-1 without disturbance.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but you can never watch them again.

 

I wish I lived closer to my partner.