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Counting...with a twist


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4. Because your body is trying to repair it, and it wants to make sure you don't do anything that will make that harder -- and it wants to make sure you won't get injured again. Your body is a firm believer in corporal punishment.

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5. Don't say that, Callie! I want to hit a hundred but now I am unmotivated to do so because I really don't want anyone to eat shoes! It is both unhealthy AND a waste of good shoes!

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6. I had no clue shoes were edible but 100 seems impossible unless suddenly all the moderators and staff's Internet mysteriously stops for a day or two,

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8. That makes me think of the 4-year-old whom I babysat on Monday. He saw his chocolate Easter bunny and said in a really creepy voice "I want to eat the eyes off my bunny!" Then he added "Because they're yellow." I guess that's his favorite color?

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