October 8, 201412 yr Green Slorg Plushie A lot of the items in this thread are funny due to their description. This is one that I find funny visually. There is just such a DERP factor
October 15, 201412 yr You are right idriya, I love those items too xDD I paid over 400k for that Insane Evil Fuzzle, I'm embarrassed -_- I did too, I bought it for my gallery. :P
October 15, 201412 yr Item : Mug of Apple Bobbing Water It smells kind of funny but if youre thirsty you wont be complaining! it's mini apple bobbing in a mug! that's hilarious! XD
October 15, 201412 yr Warfs, or at least purple warfs A Warf is a cross between a thingy, and erm...something else! These skittish Petpets are very timid. Not surprising if people keep trying to eat you... ARRR... me hook be a dangerous... candy... This tofu has been grilled to perfection and stuffed with... well, you never know in Neopia. Finally, a witch hat you can eat! Though if you pester Sophie enough, she might make you eat hers...
October 15, 201412 yr A book called Stairway to Kreludor... Now I've got the song stuck in my head :D :D "... And she's buying a stairway...to Kreludor..." Ah hahahaha! I LOVED that!!! This makes me laugh: Chewing Dung The flavour just lasts and lasts with this large ball of chewing dung.
October 20, 201412 yr Item : Singularity Play Set WARNING: Opening two in the same room is not advised. i got this as a consolation prize for the obelisk war. i love the geeky funny. :)
October 25, 201412 yr The high-pitched sound this whistle makes can only be heard by scarabs. However, the shrill screaming you make when thousands of scarabs suddenly descend upon you can be heard for miles. This replica contains all the invaluable recipes recorded in the ancient menuscript. (With less gold lettering due to production costs.) Neopoints dropped on the floor always seem to roll under this plushie for some reason. Oh sure, you could always happen to stumble upon an oasis in the desert, but why take the chance? Limited Use. Only one healing item can be equipped to your pet! :laughingsmiley: I didn't realize the prizes for the event were so funny! (well, the descriptions at least.)
October 31, 201412 yr How to Fold Paper to Make It Look Like StuffIt even includes some fancy paper for you to use. i was looking through the now working faerie employment agency and found this. XD
November 2, 201412 yr Spider Licorice At the Spider Licorice factory, the workers like to play a joke - 1 in 100 of these tasty morsels are REAL! I truly feel like neopets has changed the way I view humour... Because I genuinely laugh out loud at stuff like this now.
December 27, 201411 yr I just came across this book while restocking... LOL That Is Like Such A Boring Book
January 18, 201511 yr One of the funniest things I've laughed at for a while is actually an NC item that you need to see move to get the full impression. It's called the Pop-Up Techo Fanatic and you can see it here: http://impress.openneo.net/outfits/833181 As for actual NP items, I've always been amused by these: Something Already Happened Cake Plate Large Grundo Toe With Lint Side Order - A large meal to fill your young ones. Toe lint now available as an extra bonus. Cave Chia Shield - This shield is made of pets and other items that cave chia has found in his travels! Moltaran Inventor Kau Goggles - These goggles can only protect one eye at a time, so choose wisely!
January 18, 201511 yr One of the funniest things I've laughed at for a while is actually an NC item that you need to see move to get the full impression. It's called the Pop-Up Techo Fanatic and you can see it here: http://impress.openneo.net/outfits/833181 That is so awesome! I've never seen that before lol :dance:
January 19, 201511 yr I found it on accident and it had me laughing for a good ten minutes or so. It's definitely my favorite item out of both NC and NP items.
February 21, 201511 yr Proof of Jelly Worlds Existence Some people claim this is irrefutable proof. I just had to add the image as well.
February 21, 201511 yr Ooh, not seen this thread before, thanks for reviving it :D I love how TNT adds so many pop culture refs and humour in general. The file name of that jelly world "proof" is a good case in point xD "boo_gmc2013_nojelworldhaha"
March 20, 201511 yr I just got this item yesterday, which made me laugh: Item : Sardine Vinegar GumOwner : tk421beth Punish your taste buds like never before with this repulsive sardine and vinegar flavoured bubblegum.
March 20, 201511 yr Whoever gets the item description task from Jumpstart had better keep up TNT's tradition of funny stuff!
October 19, 201511 yr Escaped pixel- This pixel somehow escaped from NeoQuest! I found this one in one of the npc shops recently and I find it pretty funny X33
October 20, 201511 yr These are just a few items that make me laugh: Slightly Trampled OmeletteNo worries, it still looks pretty good! Suspiciously Unwrapped Candy How convenient, someone unwrapped it for you! Effigy Play DollThe warranty for this doll does not cover damage by fire. Unsettling Fan Made Artwork of Lyvon CibaireLyvon Cibaire must be impressed...
February 11, 201610 yr Mashed Potato Man If you dont have snow in your garden, mashed potatoes are the next best thing. Category: Gardening Horus Plushie Horus Plushie commands you to do its bidding, and you shall obey... Category: Plushies
February 11, 201610 yr I obtained this item today, and it made me laugh: Item : Reject Dung Mote Lolly: Someone seems to have liked this lolly. Item : Elderly Hot Dog This elderly hot dog looks like it might have a thing or two to say about your food habits. ^_^ Today I saw and bought this: Item : Broken Gumball Machine Put a Neocoin in, Get nothing out!!
March 4, 201610 yr Fancy Seafood Fish - the only food whose back end could be called fancy. Squid Spaghetti A squid accidentally got into the meatball sauce...so we cooked it. I laughed for way too long at this :laughingsmiley:
March 7, 201610 yr This made me laugh! I forget everything! Item : Scroll of Forgetfulness This scroll is just perfect for... I forgot, actually. I won this today, so funny: Item : Framing Art Have you committed a crime? Buy this book and discover how you can pin your felonies on that innocuous painting hanging in your hallway.
March 10, 201610 yr BlookyBlooky is a cross between a Triffin and an Angelpuss. Spallard This affectionate Petpet wails incredibly loudly if you dont pet it enough. UnifoxThe Unifox uses its swift swimming speed to find all kinds of underwater treats. HaseepussHaseepi are sweet adorable little kitties that like to sit around all day and eat rich, tropical foods! Looking at cooking pot recipes. Stumbled across these guys. :whaa: :whaa: :whaa: I kinda want a Haseepuss right now though :laughingsmiley:
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