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Granted, but you get the worst teachers in the world!

 

 

I wish that I didn't have homework

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WHYDOPEOPLEKEEPSTEALINGTHINGSFROMME.

 

Granted, but he sits on you.

 

I wish the person below me knows what hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is without searching it up!

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Granted, but then you get locked up in prison by a bunch of germans who don't have a translator, steal your phone, and never let you out unless you explain yourself.

 

Along those lines, I wish I could speak french, and will remain safe in Singapore, will not be locked up with anyone, will not lose my ability to speak french.

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Granted, but then Bob feels lonely because he can't do anything without your help, and he dies

 

I wish I could solve any SuDoku (normal, irregular, mega, diagonal, odd and even, multi, sum (which I still can't do) and any other varieties) in under a minute

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Granted but your Bob turns into a Potato named Bob!

 

 

 

IWI could restock better!

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Granted, but you get lots of projects due in short peroids and tests every other day.

 

I wish that wearable and non bulky air conditioners inside your coat were invented. :(

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