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Granted but now the Pant Devil steals the food you were going to feed to the kadoaties

 

I wish I had more days of summer break.

  • 5 weeks later...
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I wish that it was back up too hahahaha

 

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Granted, but you don't win anything (I've never played the game before, so idk how it works)

 

I wish Orange is the New Black have another season for me to watch

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Granted! It looks like the producers have taken a hint from Sherlock. The new season only has 3 episodes, and you must wait 2 years for the next season.

 

I wish I had some frosting to go with my cupcakes.

  • 2 weeks later...
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Hahahaha that must suck

 

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Granted but it's too much & your cupcake falls

 

I wish calculus wasn't so hard

Posted

Granted but it's dark, orange-flavored chocolate.

 

I wish that I will pass my calc final

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Ooh, I love dark orange flavoured chocolate!! Ta muchly.

 

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Granted, but you then fail all your other finals ( I did say you were struggling with all your other subjects, so this outcome is not that unexpected... Also, I loathed calculus at school.)

 

I wish someone else in the family would go and buy the milk.

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Wow I think I read that you also love papaya or hate mangoes? (I hate papaya as well as orange-flavored candy or chocolate but I love mangoes) You and I have very different taste in food! Haha

 

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Granted, but the milk smells terrible

 

I wish I could eat cake tomorrow without getting fat.

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Yeah, I hate mangoes. And I used to live in a mango producing state, so they were everywhere. In fact, we had a mango tree in our front yard, until the landlady cut it down.

 

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Granted but you have an allergic reaction to it instead

 

I wish there were more hours in the day

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I wish there were too haha

 

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Granted but you have trouble adjusting to these long hours and fall asleep for half of them

 

I wish school would be canceled for the next two weeks

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Hahahaha, I have a health issue that is not narcolepsy but feels like it sometimes and I do randomly fall asleep whenever, so maybe this has already happened for me!

 

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Granted but those hours of education have to be made up somehow and your Thanksgiving and Christmas breaks get cancelled.

 

I wish I didn't have a sweet tooth.

Posted

Granted but you lose your head as well

 

I wish the weather would stay cool over the summer (I'm in the Southern Hemisphere)

Posted

Granted but now it becomes so cold it causes snow to fall

I wish the neighbor's car alarm wouldn't go off when i'm trying to sleep

Posted

A white Christmas! I'll take that. I've never had one before.

 

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Granted but instead it's your car alarm going off while you try to sleep

 

I wish I'd put petrol in the car two days ago when I was supposed to.

Posted

Granted, but now you forgot to do something else you were supposed to do.

 

I wish I did not have to study for calculus.

Posted

Granted. They like it so much that it's all they will eat and drive you crazy if you feed them anything else.

 

I wish my glow in the dark nail polish worked.

Posted

Granted but you discover a snail infestation on them and half of them are already eaten up.

 

I wish I would win a paintbrush at the Fruit Machine

Posted

Granted! You win a lovely White Paint Brush... only for it to be stolen just a few seconds latter from a random event.

 

I wish class would be canceled tomorrow.

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I'm a teacher, so I'd be teaching penguins? I'd be fine with that.

 

Granted! You have ice cream in the freezer! It's a huge amount!... for an ant, that is!

 

 

I wish Animal Crossing would come out with a new game.

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