The Wishing Game!

[Duskitty]

Granted, but you take a hiatus during the plot.

 

I wish I had a sushi restaurant in my town.

[vyvren]

Granted, but you ordered poorly prepared fugu and got seriously ill, so now you never want to eat sushi again :(

 

I wish all my future wishes to be loophole proof! >.>

[Duma]

Granted, you don't have any wish anymore.

 

I wish I had more plushies.

[Clumsy rockyroad1]

Granted, but they are all destroyed plushies.

I wish the AC doesn't have the bracket system (or anything marginally better to the point of no one joining the AC).

[Duskitty]

Granted, but your team always loses.

 

I wish I didn't break out in hives from my wasp stings.

[rachiee]

Granted, but now you break out in hives every time you are exposed to heat.

 

I wish I was old enough to get my license.

[Clumsy rockyroad1]

Granted, but you get sent to jail for reckless imprudence resulting to property damage.

I wish that TDNF is more active.

[Duma]

Granted, now its so active you can't keep up anymore.

 

I wish banks didn't so difficult for starters trying to buy a house.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but the only house you're able to buy is an old shack that hasn't been lived in for 20 years.

 

I wish I could beat Crimson's battle pet. :P

[Clumsy rockyroad1]

Granted, but Crimmy's battlepet only has 1 HP left when you started.

I wish training wasn't that expensive.

[Duma]

Granted, but you are unable to start a next training session.

 

I wish the people that are building in front of my house were still on vacation.

[Clumsy rockyroad1]

Granted, but he managers themselves start building.

I wish KQ had a higher limit for redeeming keys.

[Duma]

Granted, but you can redeem 20 keys and you only get 1 price for every key.

 

I wish there wasn't so much noise outside.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but you're not able to hear for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I had my own laptop.

[Wildbreeze]

Granted, but then it gets a virus and doesn't ever work the same way again. :(

 

I wish I had some food.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but your cat eats it. (Unless the food is bad for your cat, in which case I eat it.)

 

I wish I had a Blusang Lindwurm dragon in real life and on Dragon Cave. http://dragcave.wikia.com/wiki/Blusang_Lindwurm

[Wildbreeze]

Granted, but it eats you.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but now you can't go to sleep at all.

 

I wish I could think of a wish.

[Clumsy rockyroad1]

Granted, but you forget it immediately.

I wish the gold key in KQ has better prizes.

[Anime]

Granted, but now those prizes are worthless due to the market being flooded.

 

I wish my cat would stop meowing for no reason.

[Clumsy rockyroad1]

Granted, but this time a stray dog keeps barking for no reason.

I wish I could get the Thieves avatar and site theme.

[Duma]

Granted but then your account gets frozen. :(

 

I wish for a wish.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but the wish is to ban yourself from this forum permanently.

 

I wish I had coloured sharpies.

[Duma]

Granted, but they are all out of ink.

 

I wish it was a nice 20 degrees C where I live.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but you have to wear two thick winter jackets and snowpants.

 

I wish I wasn't so easily scared.