The Wishing Game!

[heytheregirl17]

Boochi is cute!

 

Granted, but then it turns into a lowercase lock. Caps lock is stupid...

 

I wish that the ~ key did something. Other than attract the Pant Devil, of course.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then it serves as a Pant Devil Attractor whenever you look at it.

 

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

[Wildbreeze]

Granted, but now you're dying of thirst.

 

I wish I didn't have to take a huge AP test tomorrow. ;-;

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then you have to do two the next day.

 

I wish I had some skill at flash games.

[rayray0807]

Granted, but every score you submitt is suspected of Cheating.

 

I wish I had started figure skating earlier.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then you can only figure skate, not walk or run, for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

[rayray0807]

(That wouldn't be so bad if I lived in The Netherlands. Cannal roads are frozen for most of the year.)

Granted, Now you've become anorxeic because you haven't eaten for a while.

 

I wish I could have meet C.S. Lewis and could write books as impacting as his are.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then you become famous and have to write books non-stop. (Yay, another Narnian!)

 

I wish the Red Erisim had won this time. :thumbsdown:

[b_alasdair]

Granted. The Thieves Guild wins next time, and every time thereafter.

 

I wish joining the Thieves Guild actually let you steal things.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but you can only steal socks.

 

I wish it wasn't so hot here.

[rayray0807]

Granted, but now there's a blizzard for the next seven years

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to the fluid disecting pigs are kept in. (I'm taking A&P and we're disecting a pig this semester and each week, my nose starts running non-stop. It's fun, but not when you're sniffling mucus.)

[Wildbreeze]

Formaldehyde? Granted, but then you're allergic to the pigs. xP

 

I wish I had more retired avatars.

[b_alasdair]

Granted. They're brought out of retirement and distributed in common random events a week after you get them.

 

I wish I had a Paint Brush.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but it's a Christmas Petpet Paint Brush, which is worth 5k.

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to dust, pollen and nickel/copper. <_<

[Dragons]

Granted, but then you're allergic to cats and dogs and other cute animals.

 

I wish I had a Draik.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then your account gets CG'd and you lose the Draik.

 

I wish the Internet Relay Chat we're having wasn't so idle right now. (hint hint)

[rayray0807]

Granted, but now the boards are so full that it takes 15 minutes to post.

 

I wish my neopets were more trained.

[Desertfreak]

Granted but when you go to coltzan's shrine he feels mean and changes your neopets to level 1

 

I wish i neopets would allow unlimited neopets.

 

 

 

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then they demand your attention every single day so you die trying to take care of them all.

 

I wish it wasn't raining here.

[Wildbreeze]

Granted, but then all the plants die because they have no water.

 

I wish that school was just over already. >.>

[Clumsy rockyroad1]

Granted, but then you don't learn anything for the rest of your life.

I wish that the IRC (http://widget00.mibbit.com/?server=thedailyneopets.com:6767&channel=%23tdnchat) wasn't so quiet now. (6 hours and I'm mostly talking to myself)

[Duskitty]

Granted, but now a billion people join and crash the chat forever.

 

I wish the eggs in my siggy weren't so close to dying.

[Clumsy rockyroad1]

Granted, but so many people tried to feed your eggs all at once that the website had to shut down.

 

I wish people would stop wishing the same things over and over again.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then they wish to undo your wish.

 

I wish I wasn't sick. T-T

[Clumsy rockyroad1]

Granted, but now you have 17,642 exams to do tomorrow.

 

I wish people would post in the IRC and stay.