The Wishing Game!

[Desertfreak]

granted, but he breathed fire and killed you

 

i wish i owned neopets

 

 

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[Finn the Human]

Granted. But then the meepits took over.

 

I wish I there would be a new plot coming in soon.

[The Charismatic Enigma]

Granted, but that would involve the whole Neopian world turning against Roo Island after it was revealed that Dr. Sloth was born in Roo Island.

 

I wish there was a team that would trade for Amar'e Stoudemire.

[Finn the Human]

Granted. But then that team was traded.

 

I wish Charismatic Engima didn't have to make Dr. Sloth born in Roo Island.

[vyvren]

Granted, but Commander Garoo is still born and raised on Roo Island, and since he's Dr. Sloth's closest man, all of Neopia would still rise against said Island.

 

I wish it wasn't so expensive to train BD pets /:

[Finn the Human]

Granted. But then all battledome fighters got a LOT harder.

 

I wish I didn't have to do that. Same wish :P

[khaos]

Granted, but something bad happened.

 

I wish I understood the person above me's wish.

[The Charismatic Enigma]

Granted, but that would serve no purpose. :P

 

I wish Dwight Howard didn't go to the Lakers.

[Finn the Human]

Granted. But then he retired.

 

I wish I had neopets premium.

[Revenge]

Granted, although wish-appointed subscriptions don't come cheap. In addition to your periodic fee, it will costs $199 US for my services, I mean come on, you had me use magic to fill out a subscription for you.

 

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Finn the Human]

Granted. But then I stole them. :P

I wish I won Olympic Gold.

[Revenge]

Granted. You bet a current Olympic medalist for their golden award, but actually lose the bet so embarrassingly hard he/she gives it to you out of pure pity.

 

I wish I remembered to make a wish.

[vyvren]

Granted, but it wasn't a very good wish so you could've just spared yourself the loss of (memory) space :P

 

I wish I had a beautiful house with a big and lush yard c:

[Finn the Human]

Granted. But then its mortaged.

I wish neopets was real.

[vyvren]

Granted, but it would still be crazy expensive to get a Draik or Krawk c;

 

I wish I had a Total Recall (the remake) car (^w^)

[Revenge]

Granted. You are now heavily pregnant with the car featured in the Total Recall remake, and can soon say you "had" that car. BTW, ouch.

 

I wish we got to Mars sooner.

[Finn the Human]

Granted. But then the marshins were revived and took over.

 

I wish I could complete the Altador Plot today.

[Revenge]

Granted, then the internet is destroyed? I dunno.

 

I wish for a more easily corruptible wish to corrupt.

[Dinosawr]

Granted but my wirh is totally more corruptible

I wish i could think of an epic wish to wish

[Finn the Human]

Granted but then I stole it.

I wish I had everyone's codestones.

[Revenge]

Granted. User "everyone" doesn't have many codestones though. Maybe two or three.

 

I wish I could level faster in Guild Wars 2.

[Finn the Human]

Granted. But then it lagged.

I wish I could have a SuAP.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then the Pant Devil steals it when you go to equip it.

 

I wish I had a real-life Nyan Cat.

[Wildbreeze]

Granted, but someone mistakes it for a poptart and eats it.

 

I wish I could get a puppy.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but I also want a puppy so I steal it.

 

I wish I had an UC Faerie Xweetok.