The Wishing Game!

[Alynniae]

granted

 

but now everybody is singing all the time, they forget about life, and thousands of people die for not eating, drinking, paying attention, having friends and all the rest:

 

I wish everybody would love to be my friend

 

 

sorry for the large pictures, memes are cool ^^

[Tynach]

granted

 

but now everybody is singing all the time, they forget about life, and thousands of people die for not eating, drinking, paying attention, having friends and all the rest

 

I wish everybody would love to be my friend

 

(I was going to say, "Granted, but everybody is a terrible singer.")

 

Granted, but they aren't always good friends to you, no matter how good of a friend you are to them.

 

I wish everybody understood the concept of Love, and what it really means to society.

[April]

Granted. But now the world is plagued with the lovey dovey people in public and everywhere you go.

 

I wish I could get this gross taste out of my mouth. (Milk went off and I didn't notice)

[Tynach]

Granted, but it's replaced by something even more disgusting.

 

I wish more people knew computer programming, and were actually good at it.

[Sakabato]

Granted, now nobody needs technological help anymore.

 

I wish that I'm used to typing on a laptop.

[Tynach]

Granted, now nobody needs technological help anymore.

Mission. Accomplished. b)

 

I wish that I'm used to typing on a laptop.

Granted, but now you're unable to type correctly on any other device but THAT particular laptop - you can't even type on a different type of laptop.

 

I wish I could create a computer program to do all my homework for me, and that it'd work as well as my brain doing it instead (note: this isn't math homework I'm talking about).

[Jess Is Somewhere Else]

Granted, but now everyone wants one.

 

I wish it would get warm again.

[Tynach]

If everyone wants the program, I'll just sell it for a price ;) Win-Win!

 

Granted, but... Yeah, I got nothing. I wish it would get warm again too :(

 

I wish I could teleport from anywhere to anywhere, safely.

[Jess Is Somewhere Else]

Granted, but people get jealous.

 

I wish I had more pictures of myself on the comoputer.

[Tynach]

Granted, but people do horrible, despicable things to your images using Photoshop and spread those all over the Internet.

 

I wish my kitty could live as long forever with me :3

[Sweetdang]

Granted, but you die tomorrow. And so does it! :O

 

I wish my internet would stop being so screwy. :/

[Tynach]

Granted, but instead you have no Internet at all.

 

I wish both my cat and myself, and my significant other, were all immortal.

[Sweetdang]

Granted, but the world crumbles beneath your feet and you are destined to float in space forever with no food or water.

 

I WISH TYNACH'S CAT WAS WITH ME.

[Tynach]

Granted, but that means I'm with you too. You will have to deal with my ramblings about space, time, aliens, parallel Universes (dimentions), directional exes (dimensions), and how crayonic felines have dominated our lives from the dawn of time.

 

I actually prefer not to eat, and find it a hassle to eat anyway. Same with drinking. I often unintentionally starve myself when I forget to eat, and I get frequent headaches because I'll forget to drink. This even happens in the middle of summer, when the temperature outside where I live gets up to 120 Fahrenheit (48 Celsius).

 

I wish I could travel to other dimentions.

[Sweetdang]

Ahahahah same same. I love my food, but I tend to forget to eat. :P

 

Granted, but you travel to a dimension of dimension, thus trapping you in ze limbo.

 

I wish I could FLY. Without falling or dying or any of that.

[Tynach]

My dream come true!

 

Granted, but you can't STOP flying. While this makes life very interesting, people always look at you funny, and you can never have a normal life... Many people ending up hating you, and due to the extremity of your power and what it entails, often either want to hire you for doing their own mischievous deeds, or try to murder you. An entire religious faction is made dedicated to bringing you down, believing that your ability to fly is satanic witchcraft.

 

I wish I could talk to the characters in TV shows, through the TV. That way, they couldn't try to get revenge on me or anything, but I could help the good guys and hinder the bad guys.

[Sweetdang]

Eeyer.

 

Except all the good guys become corrupt because they have an extra advantage.

 

I wish Tynach would stop getting wishes granted. D:

[Tynach]

No, they'd become corrupt because I'd give them ways of taking over the world and crushing their enemies.

 

Granted, now NOBODY gets their wishes, ever. In fact, all wish-granting has been eliminated from time and space, meaning that nobody has ever made a wish that came true in the history of the cosmos - past, present, and future.

 

I wish my laptop had a better display adapter (graphics card), made by nVidia.

[Sweetdang]

OKAY OKAY. I GET IT. D:

 

Granted, but it explodes, because it's really a bomb. And then your house blows up in your face. And you're left with no home, no clothes, no food, no money, no one wants to take you in, and your cat runs away with another cat.

 

I wish Tynach and his smartness would go away. D:

[Sakabato]

Granted, now he starts acting extremely unintelligent. Yeah, I know, his extreme smartness is confusing.

 

I wish that pets above level 40 can still be trained in the Swashbuckling Academy.

[Sweetdang]

Granted, but those below... CAN'T.

 

I wish I had Grape Fanta. :D

[Sakabato]

Granted, but you spilled it on your shirt.

 

I wish that shrimp paste didn't smelled bad.

[jumpingbeans]

Granted, now it tastes bad.

 

I wish for a glass of refreshing lemonade.

[Tynach]

Granted, but they didn't make it right. It's mostly lemon water. It's still rather refreshing, especially as it wakes you up with how sour it is, but it's not what you wanted. It is, however, how I wanted it, so I take it and drink it down - satisfied.

 

I wish Microsoft would be bought out by Google.

[jumpingbeans]

Granted, but Google then bankrupts suddenly, destroying both companies. :)

 

I wish for an unrefreshing glass of lemonade.