Empress Keiko Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 Totakeiko's eyes widened in excitment. "And then we can put blush and lipstick on him! And then a tatoo..."
Meeptroid Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 "Woooooff!!!" Metroid caught the bone between his mandibles and began gnawing on it. "Yummy..." he thought as he went back towards TotaKeiko. Metroid attempted to release the bone but it would not budge from his mouth.
Empress Keiko Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 "Good dog. Now stay still." TotaKeiko put a ballerina's dress on Metroid. Then she put blush and lipstick on him. "Now dance or else you get a tatoo."
Zac Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 meanwhile Zac, who was watching from a distance, got up and started joining in!
Meeptroid Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 "Mmmph!" Metroid tried to say something but his mouth was glued shut. You could tell he refused to dance...
Empress Keiko Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 TotaKeiko took out the laser. "Then sit still. I'm going to give you a gingerbread man tatoo."
Zac Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 Zac, thinking that this was too cruel, turned him into an egg instead...
Meeptroid Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 "Mmmmmmppphhhhh!!!!" he shouted pleadingly. "Could a Metroid withstand a tattoo?" he thought.
Empress Keiko Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 TotaKeiko brought the laser to Metroid's outer layer. Metroid popped.
Meeptroid Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 With Metroid's outer layer being destroyed, he oozed into a puddle of inter-galactic liquid.
Zac Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 *eats red shell and burns to Metroid to a crisp*
Empress Keiko Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 TotaKeiko looked at metroid. "You look like a scrambeled egg." She threw Metroid at a tree.
Meeptroid Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 "You gotta be yolking me." Metroid said out loud as he slid down the side of the tree.
Zac Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 Zac felt sorry for Metroid so he gave him a piece of saltwater taffy
Meeptroid Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 "Gee thanks." Metroid said as he accepted the piece of taffy. The moment he came in contac with it, he was asorbed by it.
Empress Keiko Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 "It's justy your day!" Totakeiko finds a garbage can and throws the taffy in it.
Anime Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 "That was entertaining. But now what are we going to do with him?" anime said.
Meeptroid Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 "Ouch. This isn't something to be taffy about." Metroid commented as the Metroid absorbed taffy fell in the trash can.
Empress Keiko Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 TotaKeiko screams at the horrible pun. She opens a portal to another dimension and throws the garbage can into it. "You are horrible!" *closes the portal*
Anime Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 "That works. Very good way to get rid of him." anime says with a smile.
Empress Keiko Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 TotaKeiko lounges by a fireplace with some hot chocolate. "So peaceful..."
Ruto Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 "His puns are getting weaker. I guess I should harden him up a little." Morgan grabs an atom-scrambler and fires it at Metroid. His shell grows back and he looks as normal as ever. "There! Now I can draw little rainbows on his shell!" ^_^
Empress Keiko Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 "Morgan...that's a hologram of him. The real one is in another dimension." TotaKeiko said happily.
Meeptroid Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 Somewhere in another dimension far far away... Darth Vader: Metroid... You.. are... an.. IDIOT!!! Metroid: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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