Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?
A: A can't cup of aubergine Back to School Buzz bushes!
Apparently the number of the beast (or whatever it's known as) is worth a Bunch of Tomatoes. Interesting.
Yeah I hope this doesn't mean that only the first two days of the calendar are going to be any good. Today's entry's swiftly undone the goodwill engendered by Days 1 and 2.