Duskitty Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 Race swivel chairs down the aisles. Wildbreeze 1 Quote
starstruck004 Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 Poor milk on the ground, slip, and pretend you're ice skating Quote
Clumsy rockyroad1 Posted October 13, 2013 Posted October 13, 2013 Refuse to stop buying even though Walmart should be closed already. (and the staff has told you several times to leave) Quote
Duma Posted October 14, 2013 Posted October 14, 2013 Climb on top of the shelf's and scream like Tarzan Quote
Clumsy rockyroad1 Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Trying to buy everything while having nothing to pay. Quote
Duma Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Playing hide and seek, yelling all over the store when you see someone, Quote
Clumsy rockyroad1 Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Knocking over everything, saying that you'll fix it but you don't. Quote
Wildbreeze Posted November 11, 2013 Posted November 11, 2013 Take 50+ items into the Express checkout. Unload them slowly from your cart. Duskitty 1 Quote
Clumsy rockyroad1 Posted November 30, 2013 Posted November 30, 2013 Paying your grocery bill with 1-cent coins. Quote
precieuxly Posted November 30, 2013 Posted November 30, 2013 21. Slyly putting random items in people's carts and watching their reactions as they pick up the item in confusion. Quote
Duskitty Posted December 4, 2013 Posted December 4, 2013 Shooting a film in the middle of the mall without asking or telling anyone first. Quote
CookieGoo Posted June 23, 2014 Posted June 23, 2014 Get bread and leave crumbs on the ground as you walk and when people ask you about it, say you need to find your way back home Quote
Duskitty Posted June 23, 2014 Posted June 23, 2014 Grab produce off the shelves and eat it, and then say "what, I thought it was free samples". Quote
Lia Seeya Posted June 23, 2014 Posted June 23, 2014 Assemble a line of blenders of different kinds and brands into a line. Organise a performance of Pachelbel's Canon in D using the different blenders. Duskitty 1 Quote
HomuraAkemiTheHero Posted June 23, 2014 Posted June 23, 2014 Use whatever you can find to make a giant fort in the middle of an aisle and refuse to let people through unless they can guess the password. muertadivina 1 Quote
Duskitty Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 Climb onto the very top of the shelves and throw things at passersby and then jump onto the lights. Quote
HomuraAkemiTheHero Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 Playing baseball and accidentally knock out the windows and then run around screaming that a ghost did it. Quote
Duskitty Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 Ask employees if this is the local Target over and over and try to buy things with Target coupons and gift cards and attempt to return Target items, then say the customer is always right Quote
CookieGoo Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Buy utensils or plastic cups and a lot of a certain product and hand out samples Quote
HomuraAkemiTheHero Posted July 3, 2014 Posted July 3, 2014 Bring a large plastic container filled with water and then smash all the aquarium classes containing fish yelling "Be free my friends!" and then refuse to pay for the broken glass. Quote
CookieGoo Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 Have a beauty pageant in the middle of the store and use products without paying for them Quote
Duskitty Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 Host your very own "America's Got Talent" in the middle of the electronics section. Quote
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