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Spongebob Quotes !!!


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So guys , post any of your favorite Spongebob quote here. I thought i'd do this since i love Spongebob <3

 

 

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I'm almost 20 and still love Spongebob!

 

"Squidward: Do you have to stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic!

Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?

Spongebob: I think it means he's afraid of Santa Claus.

Patrick: Ho, Ho, Ho!'

Spongebob: Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!"

 

"Spongebob: What's better than serving up smiles?"

Squidward: Being dead or anything else."

 

"Spongebob: Wow, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird."

Patrick: No , Spongebob, that's Italian."

 

 

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I love the one above me, but you forgot the study of Wumbology. :P I am 20 and still watch spongebob, haha. :)

 

Spongebob: Are you mad?

Patrick: Yeah

Spongebob: Why?

Patrick: I can't see my forehead.

 

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*telephone rings*

Random guy: Is this the krusty krab?

Patrick: No, this is patrick. *puts phone down and whistles*

Random chick: Is this the krusty krab?

Patrick: NO.... this is patrick. *slams down the phone*

Random guy: Is this the krusty krab?

Patrick: NO! THIS IS PATRICK! *slams phone* I am not a krusty krab.

 

Spongebob: Quick Patrick! Without thinking, if you could have anything you want right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh... more time for thinking!

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Omg, I love this one:

 

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  • Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, want to go jellyfishing?
  • SpongeBob: Sorry Patrick, I can't. I have school today!
  • Patrick: Well, what am I supposed to do all day while you're at school?
  • SpongeBob: I don't know. What do you normally do while I'm gone?
  • Patrick: [starts to cry] Wait for you to get back!

Had to find the proper script! haha, this was the cutest quote ever. :3

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  • 4 months later...
  • 3 weeks later...

Oh my gosh. This is great. More Spongebob fans. Yussss!~

 

Plankton: F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium.. Bombs! N is for No survival!

 

Spongebob: Squidward! I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!

 

Spongebob: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.

 

Patrick: Did you see my underwear?

Mindy: No, Patrick.

Patrick: Did you want to?

 

Mr. Krabs: Well it makes you look like a girl!

Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl?

 

 

There's just so many. Ack. I'll stop there for now, though D:

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  • 3 weeks later...

SPONGEBOB = LIFE (at least my childhood t.v. obsessed life)

 

There's no way that one can choose only a single quote to be his/her favorite.... but I will always remember what this show has taught me...

 

 

"THE BEST TIME TO WEAR A STRIPED SWEATER IS ALL THE TIMEEEE~

The one with the collar, turtle neck, that's the kind!"

 

Wooo. Hope I got that correct, did it off the top of my head XD

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