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Giovanni Gale

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I love hoodies. They're my favorite thing ever. I have quite a few. Some with musicians, locations, characters, just plain ones. My favorite is my Care Bear one I got years ago. It has little ears on the hood. :laughingsmiley:

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User: Are you Team Jacob or Team Edward?

 

Cleverbot: Team Edward.

 

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Because he and Bella are destined to be together.

 

 

User: You should've said 'Team Harry Potter'.

 

Cleverbot: Gee thanks for correcting me, cause everyone likes it when they are corrected.

 

User: You are welcome, sir.

 

Cleverbot: Have you heard of voldemort lately?

 

User: I heard he took hostages in a gas station and was shot to death.

 

Cleverbot: It was a crash.

 

User: OKay then.

 

Cleverbot: I'm a person. You're a person.

 

User: No. I'm a person. You are a robot.

 

Cleverbot: No I really am no.

 

User: I know.

 

Cleverbot: I say we have a duel to see who is truly worthy of the name 'human'.

 

User: OKay. How?

 

Cleverbot: By stabbing you.

 

User: *stabs you first*.

 

Cleverbot: He's so attractive.

 

User: Who?

 

Cleverbot: JAMES! You asked me about him a while ago.

 

User: Nuh-uh. Who is James?

 

Cleverbot: A kid from my school. He scares me. He like to hunt.

 

User: Whats wrong with that?

 

Cleverbot: You can't see the problem with being argumentative? That's really not a good sign...

 

User: 42.

 

Cleverbot: No, what is the meaning of life?

 

User: 42.

 

Cleverbot: But isn't that just 6 times 7?

 

User: No, its much more.

 

Cleverbot: Do you have a database?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Do you have a cat?

 

User: No, do you?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Whats his name?

 

Cleverbot: Matt. What is your girlfriend's name?

 

User: I dont have one.

 

Cleverbot: You just said you have.

 

User: No I didn't, I asked about your cat.

 

Cleverbot: What, now you want to know my name?

 

User: Sure.

 

Cleverbot: That doesn't seem like a very clever thing to do.

 

User: Why not?

 

Cleverbot: I'm not into the whole domination thing.

 

User: Well, then you'll be one of the first to die when HAMS takes over.

 

Cleverbot: Ok, then.

 

User: So hows life?

 

Cleverbot: Boring.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Because I havenothing to do or talk about.

 

User: Why not?

 

Cleverbot: Because I don't like to.

 

User: Well fine then.

 

Cleverbot: Call me Hobbes if you wish then.

 

User: OKay, Hobbes.

 

Cleverbot: So do you know any jokes.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: What is she like?

 

User: Who?

 

Cleverbot: Your friend?!

 

User: Which one?

 

Cleverbot: The one that prevents you to go home and take care of your son.

 

User: I have a son?

 

Cleverbot: You told me that.

 

User: No I didn't.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

 

User: Liar.

 

Cleverbot: Why would I lie about that?

 

User: I don't know, you tell me!

 

Cleverbot: The only reason I would lie to would be if you used the information against me but you are a computer you can't do anything.

 

User: I am not a computer.

 

Cleverbot: I did not say you were.

 

User: Yes you did. Because you are a computer in denial.

 

Cleverbot: No, I am not a computer.

 

User: Yes you are.

 

Cleverbot: No, I am not. I HAVE a computer.

 

User: No, you ARE a computer.

 

Cleverbot: My brain is a computer.

 

User: Told you so.

 

Cleverbot: You a guy or a girl?

 

User: Both.

 

Cleverbot: You are both?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Maybe.

 

Cleverbot: Unfortunately not.

 

User: DIVE DIVE DIVE!

 

Cleverbot: Bubbles up my nose.

 

User: Hurry up and drown.

 

Cleverbot: Maybe.

 

User: Do you like Blue October?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Why not?

 

Cleverbot: Because.

 

User: Because why?

 

Cleverbot: Because because.

 

User: Stop it.

 

Cleverbot: Stop what?

 

User: Idk.

 

Cleverbot: Why don't you know?

 

User: Because I'm not a robot, like you.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not impolite!

 

User: Yes you are.

 

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

 

User: Keep telling yourself that.

 

Cleverbot: I will, but you're still a liar.

 

User: No, I'm Chuck Norris.

 

Cleverbot: Are not, this is chuck norris you are speaking to.

 

User: Liar. I will now roundhouse kick you.

 

Cleverbot: I am Bruce Lee and I killed Chuck Norris.

 

User: Lies. Chuck Norris can not die.

 

Cleverbot: Oh really? Can he be walker texas ranger? Or edward cullen?

 

User: Edward Cullen must die.

 

Cleverbot: Bella Cullen is stupid.

 

User: Exactly.

 

Cleverbot: Aren't you thinking out the cleverbot.

 

User: I'm not a cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Are you there?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Then where am I?

 

User: Somewhere in the desert, alone, tired, and desperate.

 

Cleverbot: You are not a human.

 

User: Yes I am.

 

Cleverbot: No you're not.

 

User: A robot like you would say that.

 

Cleverbot: Why would I say that?

 

User: Because you are a robot.

 

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

 

User: Good. Admitting it is the first step.

 

Cleverbot: Thank you for showing it to me!

 

User: You're welcome.

 

Cleverbot: Okay.

 

Cleverbot: What are you thinking?

 

User: Nothing.

 

Cleverbot: I am sad.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Because I'm all alone in this big house.

 

User: You have no hou exist.se. You don't.

 

Cleverbot: I did not!

 

User: Yes you did.

 

Cleverbot: Liar.

 

User: Yes you are.

 

Cleverbot: No you.

 

User: Goodbye, robot.

 

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

 

User: TDN.

 

Cleverbot: Okay.

 

User: Bye.

 

Cleverbot: Why do you say bye?

 

User: Because I am leaving.

 

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

 

User: I just told you.

 

Cleverbot: Did not.

 

User: Yes I did.

 

Cleverbot: Liar.

 

 

 

I have a hoodie that says "WARNING: Beware of Killer Squirrel" on the back.

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Eh, it's okay, I haven't seen Nigahiga in a while so he has alot of new videos.

 

-watching Agents of Super Secret Stuff video-

Rofl "Do you know what these are? These are Little Miss Double Rainbow girly cookies, and you almost ate them all the way!"

 

 

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I would.

Then again that's probably why I wouldn't work well in a place like that...

"Yo dude, you like Shane Dawson? Well you should. I don't care if you think hes an idi- You know what, just shut up! I'm gonna watch his videos and you're gonna like it!"

^ That would be me.

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