The Wishing Game!

[skylee]

granted! but then all your accounts get frozen.

 

 

i wish i lived in paris

[Ωmega ζero]

Granted but then godzilla arrived and smashed everything.

 

I wish my bro would use his admin to install Divintiy 2 Ego Draconis for me

[jumpingbeans]

Granted, but you hate the game and it gives you multiple viruses.

 

I wish I was the best Magic the Gathering player in the world.

[vyvren]

Granted, but for some odd reason Wil Wheaton would also start playing only to psych you into losing your magic mojo... And succeed. :c

 

I wish I could control the weather!

[Ωmega ζero]

Granted, but you hate the game and it gives you multiple viruses.

 

I wish I was the best Magic the Gathering player in the world.

(Hehehhe he installed it and no virus :D)

Granted but you accidentaly destroyed a city with too much heat.

 

i wish i would have Pet-Dragon

[xtreme654]

Granted, but for some reason your Dragon ate you and you're now in his tummy

 

 

I wish I would have a

Samsung Series 7 Gamer (Best gaming LAPTOP EVER!)

 

[Ωmega ζero]

Granted but it explodes.

 

i wish someone could find this wallpaper for me:

[stephiime]

Granted, but someone throws an invisibility cloak on it and you can never find it again.

I wish someone could find me a pet giraffe.

[Noog]

Granted, but it can't be tamed and runs away.

 

I wish that TNT would bring back the old neopets layout and staff.

[Ωmega ζero]

Granted.But then suddenly Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chuck Norris Fiht and the whole Neopets HQ Explodes.

 

I wish i had Omega Zero´s armor in reallife....

[vyvren]

Granted, but you suddenly get bored with it and throws it in the back of your closet where it will spend eternity :c

 

I wish Sheldon Cooper was real.

[Revenge]

Granted, although within the crowd of the entire Earth's population, you never meet him.

 

I wish you wouldn't grant my wish.

[khaos]

Granted.

But then not really.

 

I wish Lucky Star 2 would be made.

[Finn the Human]

Granted.

But then they would replace it!

 

I wish I would would have 310 secret avatars.

[Revenge]

Granted, but you don't know that. They're secret. You can never see them, and you never get any new ones because you only wished to have exactly 310 avatars.

 

I wish I had selective amnesia.

[vyvren]

Granted, but you're not the one doing the selecting c;

 

I wish I was talented enough to work for National Geographic (as a photographer)

[Revenge]

Granted. You now have the photography skills required to land a job for National Geographic. The actual job market is still quite terrible though, and you can only manage to spend your life working as a janitor at McDonald's.

 

I wish I knew who was phone. :(

[Finn the Human]

Granted. But now he will stalk you.

I wish for RI to win AC.

[vyvren]

Granted, but it is later discovered that King Roo was cheating and RI are therefore disqualified.

 

I wish that TNT would release more non-species specific wigs.

[Revenge]

Granted. You are given a stick of dynamite that kills you on detonation, and in the explosion releases a cloud of species-neutral wigs.

 

I wish Daft Punk was playing at my house. My house.

[Finn the Human]

Granted. But then he stole it.

 

I wish I ruled the world.

[Revenge]

Granted. Not knowing the first thing about properly managing a planetary government, you promptly run human civilization into the ground.

 

I wish it kept raining all day. Yes, I'm fine with floods.

[vyvren]

Granted.

...

...

...

But then... it would be scorching hot outside for the next... two days :c

 

I wish I didn't have to ruin Revenge's wish (I'm also fine with floods :P)

[Finn the Human]

Granted. But then I did :P.

I wish I got user look up of the week.

[vyvren]

Granted, but in order to do so, you'd have to forsaken Roo Island for all eternity (and King Roo would be sooo mad!)

 

I wish I could meet Tom Hiddleston. In full Loki attire c: