April Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, but you can't take it off. I wish I could find food around here to eat. Quote
Sakabato Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, but it's dirty and would be damaged if you washed it. I wish I know which avatar to get next. Quote
April Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, but you can never get another avatar. I wish I could get past my writer's block. Quote
Sakabato Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, but then it happens again, this time, it's only longer. I wish I wasn't afraid to climb monkey bars. Quote
April Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, but this is because you have been turned into a monkey. I wish that I could decide on one thing I want to do in life instead of having too many things I want to do. Quote
Sakabato Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, now you get bored to death. I wish there were more PS3 games found in the stores here and that they would be restocked quickly. Quote
April Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Granted but they are so expensive you can't afford them. I wish there weren't so many spiders in my house. Quote
Jess Is Somewhere Else Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Granted... they're in my house instead! HELP! I wish for someone to come and help right now! Quote
Maiden Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Granted, but the help is many snakes! I wish I could beat ice cream machine Quote
Tynach Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Granted, but then the ice cream eats YOU!! I wish for everyone on Earth to experience true Love. Quote
Sakabato Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Granted, but love backwards is evol, when changing the O into I, it becomes evil, so you get that instead. I wish that my Neopets would stop being hungry. Quote
Tynach Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Granted, but they get fed chemicals that replace the feeling of 'being hungry' - they then forget to eat, and they eventually die of starvation, without ever feeling hungry. I wish I knew if my first Love was still alive or not. (*purposely chooses one that people should feel bad for putting an 'evil twist' to. As a note, I am in this situation, really - it's been 3 years since I've heard from them.*) Quote
Sakabato Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 (Neopets can't die, silly!) Granted, but she's not alive ... you then live heartbroken. I wish that the "Baby" song by Justin Bieber, had never, ever existed and sung before. Quote
Tynach Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 (Neopets can't die, silly!) Granted, but she's not alive ... you then live heartbroken. I wish that the "Baby" song by Justin Bieber, had never, ever existed and sung before. Granted, but it's due to the entire planet having collapsed into a black hole - everyone suffering as they're torn apart slowly atom by atom before the entire planet gets sucked into it. It is never sung and never existed because of the horrible, painful death of Planet Earth. Quote
Jess Is Somewhere Else Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 You forgot to wish for something... I wish I could be here more often, and the arguements last weekend that lead to this never happened. Quote
Tynach Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 You forgot to wish for something... I wish I could be here more often, and the arguements last weekend that lead to this never happened. Was about to edit my post, but you beat me to it. Granted, but instead the people involved in the accident got in a car accident. I wish for the ability to create 'dimensional translation' devices. Quote
Jess Is Somewhere Else Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Granted, but it translates to just numbers, like this:5645756863582876966624564366666346633333374574587777777354365477777733334574538268769 I wish my Mum wasn't working late tonight or tomorrow night.l Quote
Tynach Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Granted, instead she's abducted by aliens. I wish for knowledge of the most secure encryption algorithm possible. Quote
Alynniae Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 granted, but you'll never get a partner 'cause the only thing you can do is solving riddles i wish my photoshop skills would improve even more :whistle: Quote
Tynach Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Granted, but Adobe gets nuked and Photoshop is no longer maintained or sold - making it eventually obsolete and useless. I wish for there to be crayonic life forms. Quote
Sakabato Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 Granted, but they eventually went events. I wish that pointless random events never existed. Quote
Tynach Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 Granted, but now all of time and space collapses because nothing ever happens. Ever. I wish Cake could win the Pie vs. Cake war already. It's been years of fillingshed as both sides create better and better desserts. Quote
April Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 Granted, but cakes are unable to make more desserts and die out. (I'm evil. I'm a pie person) I wish that I could decide what direction to go in my story. Quote
Tynach Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 Granted, but nobody likes your story when you finish writing it, and everyone instead reads a story about Cake and posts about how wonderful the story is. I wish my headache would go away. Quote
April Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 Granted, but now you can't stand tap dancing. (I was going to say you got a stomach ache but how original is that?) I wish people would break out in song more randomly and often! Quote
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