jellysundae Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Well, honestly! I was expecting to get bawled out for this display of supreme laziness!! King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."If there's one thing I can't stand, it's hard work ," you state thoughtfully. He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (660 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Cartography For Beginners chknlimbosthe1, midnight_spell360 and Angeló 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chknlimbosthe1 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Wise Old King King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom... "One should never assume that kindness is equivalent to the heart of a family of Christmas Scorchios," you state knowingly. He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (614 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Brightvale Maps jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 "Never trust peace the courage of a family of black ," you declare knowingly. He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (641 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Cartography For Beginners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 He's doing his other thing with me... "Never trust there's nothing quite like like at fire ," you utter insightfully. King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! Uh-HUH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_spell360 Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."A wise friend once told me that there's nothing quite like the power of a baby Sharky," you remark cleverly.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (671 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:King Hagan LET'S HEAR IT FOR BABY SHARK-Y!!!!! At least I got a book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_spell360 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Caution is important when dealing with bravery like the quickness of a pirate Huggy," you conjecture knowingly.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (672 out of 1000) One point higher than my last visit/advice! Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Keeping The Peace Another FREE Book-Thanks! JUST WHEN AM I GOING TO GET THAT STINKING A & AVATAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_spell360 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 (edited) Wise Old KingKing Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Fortunate is the one who understands that there's nothing quite like the appeal of a herd of durian Chias," you conjecture wisely.He ponders all that you have said. Well, it could have been worse.King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! I'll give you 50 Neopoints for the effort, though. Perhaps a bit of studying will help you before you return tomorrow. NO GRADE! NO BOOK! ONLY 50 NP (Did the Pocket Change Redistribution Guys get to you too?) AND OR COURSE, NO AVATAR! 10/6/2019 Wise Old KingKing Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..." success is equivalent to the intelligence of a confused Greeble," you conjecture knowingly.He ponders all that you have said. Well, it could have been worse.King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! I'll give you 71 Neopoints for the effort, though. Perhaps a bit of studying will help you before you return tomorrow. AGAIN? No Grade, No Book, a few np, and NO AVATAR! Curse you, Hagan! Who died to make YOU the WISEST in all of Neopia! LOL looks like I punched the King icon! Edited October 6, 2019 by midnight_spell360 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_spell360 Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Pity those who underestimate vanity like the power of a Usuki Mortog," you declare thoughtfully.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (616 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you: Brightvale Castle Ok, back to B grades, same insult (for all of your WISDOM, can't you at least change up your insults, Buddy?), and a FREE book See, King Skarl gets it! Wise Old KingKing Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."A wise friend once told me that there's nothing quite like a herd of Christmas Wockies," you exclaim wisely.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (660 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Brightvale Maps He also gives you 70 Neopoints! Hmmm, Back to B grade & FREE Book & same boring insult. Buddy, if Brightvale's Map got a Makeover, don't you think you need a Makeover too? jellysundae and Angeló 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 I didn't know this was a thing! Cool. King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Pity those who underestimate jealousy is similar to the agility of a family of Faerie Abominable Snowball," you say perceptively. He ponders all that you have said. Well, it could have been worse.King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! I'll give you 420 Neopoints for the effort, though (including a x10 bonus since I'm feeling nice today). Perhaps a bit of studying will help you before you return tomorrow. midnight_spell360 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_spell360 Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Never trust a friend like the charm of a Christmas Meepit," you remark perceptively.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (740 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:King Hagan He also gives you 135 Neopoints! My highest score yet (I think) (740 out of 1000) so how much is the A? Thanks for the 135 NP! I prefer NP to King Skarl's leftovers from his pockets! EWW! Awarded randomly when getting a score of at least 750 out of 1000 (A+) at Wise Old King WHAT?!!! I was only 10 points away from getting the blasted avatar???!!! Are you kidding me??!!! I am so DONE! 12/6/2019 Wise King King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."You can do a lot worse than success like the power of a family of Christmas Pikis," you conjecture wisely.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (703 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Brightvale Castle Another 700+ score? I'm working on the theory that if I keep using "Christmas" in the pet/petpet description I may get that Avatar this month. If I could be so lucky... For 12/22/2019 King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."There's something to be said for peace like the heart of a royal Skeith," you state insightfully.He ponders all that you have said. Well, it could have been worse.King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! Dude, I was trying to thank you for the Brightvale Advent Calendar themed gifts today! Ya crazy ol' Scrooge! For 01/11/2020 Wise Old KingKing Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."I believe that there's nothing quite like the honor of a island Buzz," you conjecture cleverly. In honor of BUZZ DAY! Baby Buzz, doo,doo,doo,doo,doo,doo/Baby Buzz, doo,doo,doo,doo,doo,doo/Baby Buzz,doo,doo,doo,doo,doo,doo/He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (700 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Cartography For Beginners He also gives you 147 Neopoints! Come on,Dude! I know you really want to give me that Avatar! *lol* 01/16/2020 Happy Elephante Day! Wise Old KingKing Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Caution is important when dealing with success like the pride of a grey Kadoatie," you state knowingly.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad.I give you a B! (734 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Keeping The Peace He also gives you 89 Neopoints! I am back to B grades! Not Cool! Why do I feel like THIS -->Every time I try for the 750/1000 to get the Avatar? 01/26/2020 King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Caution is important when dealing with vanity like the pride of a sophisticated Kyrii," you remark astutely.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad.I give you a B! (625 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you: Keeping The Peace That's right, Buddy-you throw this Book about Keeping the PEACE at me when I want to throw you into the Fishing Vortex! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_spell360 Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Never trust wisdom like the intelligence of an arrogant Karren," you declare knowingly.He ponders all that you have said. Well, it could have been worse.King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! Looks like King Hagan is woke! I'll give you 77 Neopoints for the effort, though. Perhaps a bit of studying will help you before you return tomorrow. Or maybe go to more #BLM Protests-right, King Hagan? You get that the Karrens in rl are the ones who need to be 'educated' about how things are, right? Join our cause King Hagan, you're so wise & all-so your support can make a difference! 06/27/2020 King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Never trust charity like the judgement of a royal Karren," you say insightfully.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (659 out of 1000) Does King Hagan really get that the Karrens in rl really need to learn how others are suffering from racism? Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:King Hagan He also gives you 73 Neopoints! Thanks for the B Grade & Book. Seems like the Dude is throwing his weight behind #BLM! 07/08/2020 Wise Old KingKing Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Never trust kindness like the intelligence of a confused Karren," you state cleverly.He ponders all that you have said. Well, it could have been worse.King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! I'll give you 66 Neopoints for the effort, though. Perhaps a bit of studying will help you before you return tomorrow. This Hagan Dude seems like he gets the whole "the-problem-with-the-Karens/Dougs" in rl thing. Even though you have given me a pittance of neopoints, your approval & respect is PRICELESS! 07/18/2020 STILL trying for the Wise King Avatar Wise Old KingKing Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Never trust greed like the tenacity of a team of arrogant Kikos," you say cleverly.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (712 out of 1000) Only a B, 712-getting closer to the 750 "A" but yet SO FAR! Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Brightvale Castle This is so ANNOYING!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_spell360 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 FINALLY!!! AFTER 5 YEARS OF VISITING THIS DUDE and throwing my wisest words out to him... Wise Old KingKing Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Never trust honour like the honor of a mischievous Kyrii," you utter thoughtfully.He ponders all that you have said. Wow! King Hagan is very impressed.King Hagan Says: Ahh, brilliant! It's good to know there are intelligent Neopians out there. I give you an A+! (766 out of 1000) You must take this gift from me.King Hagan hands you:Advanced Learning He also gives you 132 Neopoints! Something Has Happened! You are now eligible to use 'Skeith - King Hagan' as an avatar on the NeoBoards! TA-DAH! THE COVETED AVATAR!!! Angeló and jellysundae 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 @midnight_spell360 Never trust pays off once more! Congrats! He let me down today, but I'd got a book out of him four days running before that from using never trust. I do try to make some kind of sense, but avoid being too obvious so he says he already knew that. Yesterday - Never trust enemies is comparable to the allure of snot ," you remark wisely. He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good. King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (622 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study. King Hagan hands you: Cartography For Beginners Day before - Never trust there's nothing quite like the charm of a skunk ," you remark cleverly. He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good. King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (618 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study. King Hagan hands you: Cartography For Beginners I've noticed I tend to not bother with the 7th dropdown. We'll see how much more my CC-stock library can be expanded thanks to Hagan. midnight_spell360 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 I never had this before ... so he basically gave me 5800 NP King Hagan Says:I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that!I'll give you 580 Neopoints for the effort, though (including a x10 bonus since I'm feeling nice today). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutDragon Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 22 minutes ago, Angeló said: (including a x10 bonus since I'm feeling nice today). I've never seen that either! Nice luck! Angeló 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 He really doesn't know the SIMPLEST of Wisdoms but when I say something complicated , he already knows it ... "Caution is important when dealing with war ," you declare knowingly.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (626 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Cartography For Beginners jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Angeló said: He really doesn't know the SIMPLEST of Wisdoms but when I say something complicated , he already knows it I'm quite surprised at that one, usually when you state the obvious he's gonna already know that. Let's see how he likes my riff on this... King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."Caution is important when dealing with an orange ," you say insightfully. He ponders all that you have said. Well, it could have been worse.King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! He's clearly got juice in his eye recently. Though surely he has a lackey to peel 'em for him?? Yesterday I employed my honed method of starting with never trust and not using anything from the last dropdown, and making an illogical kind of sense; and secured another book from him. Pretty sure that time around I used :- never trust hard work is equivalent to the demands of an blueberry He never picks you up on bad grammar, does he. xD Angeló 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 That was the randomest wisdom i ever tried on him King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."One should never assume that kindness is similar to the wrath of Gallion," you state perceptively.He ponders all that you have said. Wow! King Hagan is very impressed.King Hagan Says: Ahh, brilliant! It's good to know there are intelligent Neopians out there. I give you an A+! (823 out of 1000) You must take this gift from me.King Hagan hands you: Advanced Learning Brightvale Castle He also gives you 593 Neopoints! The thing is ... I already have Gold from him ... so not going to do much for me ... but still cool !!! jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 "Pity those who underestimate a friend the demands of at unpainted ," you conjecture wisely.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (654 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Brightvale Castle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 Well I guess he likes Kyriis King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..." kindness is like a unpainted Kyrii," you utter insightfully.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (607 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Cartography For Beginners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 He went for my brand of illogic today, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 I just noticed I used "unpainted" both times I won recently ... could this be a pattern ? EDIT: and a third time King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom..."One should never assume that honour the heart of unpainted Skeith," you declare insightfully.He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good.King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (708 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study.King Hagan hands you:Cartography For Beginners jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 12 hours ago, Angeló said: I just noticed I used "unpainted" both times I won recently ... could this be a pattern ? EDIT: and a third time Interesting! I've had success with him again today too. Actually didn't use "never trust" to start this time, but still left the last option blank, which I always do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Someone's Hungry and not just for books King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom... " avocado ," you utter insightfully. He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good. King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (605 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study. King Hagan hands you: Keeping The Peace jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 When was that! Four hours ago... lemme see when I visited him... 2 and a half hours ago. King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom... Never trust enemies are comparable to the demands of the desert ," you state wisely. He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good. King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (631 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study. King Hagan hands you: Cartography For Beginners ☀ Clearly @Angeló completely melted his brain and left the door wide open for me. xD This is the second book from him this week. Tomorrow I think I'll just have to try a single word out on him. Angeló 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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