Loc Posted January 13, 2008 Posted January 13, 2008 Mario in his bottle spotted Princess Ruto and fired large pills at her.
Ruto Posted January 13, 2008 Posted January 13, 2008 Princess Ruto blocked the pills with a random water wave and made her way into the $0.99 store.
Loc Posted January 13, 2008 Posted January 13, 2008 Mario spotted the .99 cent store and shot a Massive Pain Inducer at it because, not only was Princess Ruto in there, but .99 cent stores were owned by aliens.
Ruto Posted January 13, 2008 Posted January 13, 2008 Luckily, Princess Ruto was immunce to pain inducer pills and such, and didn't even notice what happened. "Hello strange alien guy, I'd like to buy all of your hunting/torture devices."
Loc Posted January 13, 2008 Posted January 13, 2008 Unfortunatly for Princess Ruto, the store wasn't so it imploded.
Ruto Posted January 13, 2008 Posted January 13, 2008 Princess Ruto looked at the ruin about her and was thoroughly confused. "Darnit, guess I'll have to find another store."
Loc Posted January 13, 2008 Posted January 13, 2008 Mario followed Princess Ruto shooting lots of small sleeping pills at her.
Ruto Posted January 13, 2008 Posted January 13, 2008 Princess Ruto wondered where the little pills were coming from, but she didn't ingest any of them. "This is starting to become annoying. Who's doing this?"
Loc Posted January 13, 2008 Posted January 13, 2008 Mario got mad that Princess Ruto was using bad grammar so he jumped out of his bottle and landed on Princess Ruto.
antiaircraft Posted January 13, 2008 Posted January 13, 2008 AA, meanwhile, decided that he had enough entertainment for the day and went off on a vacation to some distant planet.
Loc Posted January 13, 2008 Posted January 13, 2008 Mario saw AA leave and jumped into his Prescription Bottle and flew to AA constantly shooting Depressants.
Ruto Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 Princess Ruto realized that she made a grammer error and jumped off a cliff.
Meeptroid Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 "Princess Ruto" began Metroid. "I'm going to have to put you down." Metroid pulled out a bus token. "Down town, that is."
Ruto Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 Princess Ruto turned around and was surprised to see Metroid. "Oh Metroid...I'm going to have to put you down, too..." She grabbed a bazooka.
Loc Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 Mario sensed Metroid and turned around speeding straight towards him.
Ruto Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 Princess Ruto knocked Mario out of the way. "Back off! He's my target!"
Meeptroid Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 Metroid knocked into Princess Ruto and hissed like a mentally distorted walrus. "Never!" he wailed.
Loc Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 Mario did not understand what Princess Ruto was doing scince: 1. Mario was in a space ship 2.He wasn't even close to her yet
Ruto Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 Princess Ruto could knock Mario out of the way because: 1. She has amazing warp abilities. 2. She has x-ray vision. 3. She pwns.
Loc Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 Mario ignored the last post and still sped towards Metroid.
Parshy Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 Mr.M said" Metroid I have to tell you some thing VERY important!
Loc Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 But before he could saw what he needed too Mr.M spontaneously combusted (WOOT I spelled that right first try!!)
antiaircraft Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 AA was sitting at a safe distance with a video camera, recording the whole thing and narrating it so that he could make it into a documentary.
Loc Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 Mario sensed AA's laughing, and he turned around heading towards him at light speed.
antiaircraft Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 AA chuckled and calmly activated a device that reversed lightspeed, so Mario was now heading backwards.
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