Captain Awesome Pants

*awkward silence*

You wants a cookie? :O

What's up with you, cranky old man?

AH AH AH! You like TH too? WHEE. :3

Duwaahhh... it's not like I'm going to remember that. XD

...I did.

...have fun with that. I'll be at your funeral.

Vanilla Beans (wif real bean specks :DD)

I only has a little left though....

Yeah, Chain of Memories, that's what I was thinking of. Thanks. :D

Oh, shut up.

Ice crem happens to be ice cream's evil cousin twice removed.

Is that what happens when you grab people's necks? =X

.....

I haz ice crem :D

I'm sorry. :[

Do you understand it all now?

Ya know, you rarely find sadistic people who go on forums. xD

Us masochists are everywhere though. It's insane.

Ah. I see.

You and I are like opposites. I prefer to torture myself, and you like torture on others. xD

Which do you like more: physical or emotional torture?

I need to ask... what about torture is it that makes it so appealing to you?

Since my one real life KH-obsessed friend is at her dad's and doesn't pick up her phone, could you tell me what the second game is called?

Did I ever tell you that I met Eoin Colfer?

....twice. :]

Most people just look at me like I'm weird. :P

And of course, lucky me, we're watching my neighbor's goldfish while they're away. :/

Psh yes.

I can be sweet... sometimes.

And people thought otherwise. Pshaw, silly old fools.

I'd still love you though.... just I'd never come near you again.

It's their eyes.

*shudders*

*blinks* Weren't you? Hmmm...

When I poked you, you didn't move.

You should take a screenshot when you reach 9001 posts. xD