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Do you get any funny / weird neomails ? lets share them here and have a few laughs (would be better to blur out the name of the sender) , for example , I got this one today ...

 

23/2/2014 06:09pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Re: dark uni cloak

 

You wrote: just wondering about the dark uni cloak price range

replied: oh ok x3

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You wrote: just wondering about the dark uni cloak price range

 

replied: oh ok x3

 

Hahahaha now that's a useful answer! :D

 

Some weeks ago I found a shop whose owner's username was socialista (socialist in Portuguese). Funnily enough, when I checked his user lookup his "name" was Tony Stark! So I sent him this:

 

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You wrote: How can you be Tony Stark and a socialist at the same time? xD

 

socialista replied: I shut down Stark Industries and with my money/influence/charisma I made a socialist revolution???? -not

 

I found it hilarious! :D We actually carried on the conversation, it was very funny.

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I don't have any funny neomails, but along with Lever's "I started this conversation because of their username"...

 

I became friends with Janelle (OhGodKillIt) simply because of her username. I had to know what specifically she wanted killed. xD | Now she's my best Neopian friend! I didn't hear from her at all last week, but that could be because she got a job as a CT tech and has already gotten started. ^_^

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I don't have any funny neomails, but along with Lever's "I started this conversation because of their username"...

 

I became friends with Janelle (OhGodKillIt) simply because of her username. I had to know what specifically she wanted killed. xD | Now she's my best Neopian friend! I didn't hear from her at all last week, but that could be because she got a job as a CT tech and has already gotten started. ^_^

 

Now I'm curious: what did she want killed?? :D

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She couldn't remember, but she said my answer of spiders and bees (especially spiders) was good.

 

We went through a period where we exchanged Neopian gifts of "yucks"...that's why I have "Janelle is Evil" in my gallery and why there are things like an aboogala lolly and a buzzer. :laughingsmiley:

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I had a glowing PB up for a 1 NP auction for my fellow guildies and I received lots of crazy mail and friend requests, mainly from Argentina. One was a newbie saying hey, I'm collecting PBs and was suggesting that I give them some. I didn't even bother replying. I probably should have reported them for begging. >_<

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One time someone neomailed me: "can i have ur shark?", referring to Jargho, my Jetsam (by the way, he wasn't UFA or UFT). I thought it was pretty funny how blunt he was, plus the fact that he called my neopet a "shark" even though he seemed to be an active player and was most likely familiar with the actual species name.

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The one that made me laugh most was when I had a paintbrush up for sale in the trading post for 1 million

 

I got a mail offering me an item they said was worth 3 million as a swap - I had said I wanted pure np

 

they said it is worth 3 million and 'you will sell it easily and very fast'

 

I said 'great why not sell it and then you can buy my paintbrush and you will have loads of np left over too :woot: '

 

funnily enough they didnt seem to want to do that :rolleyes_anim:

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  • 3 weeks later...

Just got this:

Hello.

Been trying to figure out how to get a Cybunny and what to sell in my shop cause I would love to buy some brushes as well. : )

 

I asked how they found me...they thought through auctions but I have bottled faeries and a moehog MP, not a bunny MP or faerie PB...

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