Deltacow Posted July 15, 2014 Posted July 15, 2014 Throw basketballs at random passerby and items while yelling:LEEEEEEROY JENKIKKKKKKKKKKKINS Quote
Totu487 Posted July 16, 2014 Posted July 16, 2014 Tape two bottles of soda to your back, scream,"Ready, set... BLASTOFF!!!", run like a madman, stop suddenly and walk away casually like nothing happened. When someone asks you what you were doing, calmly explain that your rocket ran out of fuel. Quote
Lusin Posted July 27, 2014 Posted July 27, 2014 I took a slightly alcoholic canned beverage (8% alcohol content I think) off the shelf, opened it and drank it. ...No one caught me and I threw the can in the garbage when I was done. Quote
HomuraAkemiTheHero Posted August 1, 2014 Posted August 1, 2014 Make the drink aisle a slide by opening all of the soda bottles and spilling them on the floor and then you find people who look like they are bored be forced to slide down the aisle and then you don't clean up the floor and then run sliding away to avoid paying for all the soda that was emptied out onto the floor. Quote
Echosum1 Posted August 24, 2014 Posted August 24, 2014 Play hide and seek tag with a group and have at least 2 seekers. So much fun, depending on how fast you run past employees = how fast you get kicked out. Quote
chubit Posted August 27, 2014 Posted August 27, 2014 Reciting the entire works of shakespear, using only props you find in the gardening section! Quote
HomuraAkemiTheHero Posted November 15, 2014 Posted November 15, 2014 Go to the canned food aisle and became the mayor of Can Town. Duskitty 1 Quote
fullonparanoid Posted November 16, 2014 Posted November 16, 2014 Dump dish soap on the floor and use Aisle 4 as a Slip'n'Slide. :P Quote
HomuraAkemiTheHero Posted November 16, 2014 Posted November 16, 2014 Open bottles of apple juice and put them in grape juice containers then put the grape juice in the apple juice containers. Quote
fullonparanoid Posted November 18, 2014 Posted November 18, 2014 Grab a table from Furniture. Grab some napkins and cups from Housewares. Grab a scarf from Clothing. Grab 2-litres of Coke and Pepsi from Grocery. Set up your own blind taste tests on aisle 6. :P Quote
muertadivina Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 Applaud and yell "encore" every time someone comes out of the bathroom. :laughingsmiley: Quote
Brover Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 Come in with flyers and pass them out to employees saying you're from the union and you're trying to start one there. Quote
Desertfreak Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 Play with a toy sword and accidentally hit someone in the head. x_x Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.