Kill the ant

[Sweetdang]

Remember the two ants? Yea. You only killed one. In fact, the other ant in in your spaceship.

 

The ant gets kicked into space.

[khaos]

It has a space suit on.

 

The ant's spacesuit breaks and space compresses and kills it.

[jumpingbeans]

It crawls back into the ship.

 

The ant eats poisoned cheese.

[Dcoolb]

But the ant is ok...

 

Then:

 

Then I throw the ant into a washing machine full of nails, and glass... I turn it on and the ant is cut into microscopic pieces, then I and a couple friends take sledgehammers to the washing machine and crumple it to a small spec of dust, and then the military does a bomb test and the location of the dust spec is nuked, and if that is not enough, a meteor crashes into the Earth on that very spot. Then I (in a spaceship that cannot be affected by time), press a button that destroys the entire universe. Even the Galaxy is destroyed. There is nothing, except for me outside of time in my spaceship.

 

Extras: This is not a movie, and this is irreversible. The ant is gone forever. No way for the ant to ever come back. No other ants. No time travel. Nothing. It is the real ant. Not a fake ant. Gone. Done. Board locked. I win.

[khaos]

God brings everything back, including the ant, universe, galxy, everything. :P

 

The ant is now on Earth.

 

[Sweetdang]

Uhh so why would the ant die again?

 

The ant falls off the edge of the earth.

[Jess Is Somewhere Else]

There is no edge, the Earth is a ball!

 

I get a ball and roll it over the ant.

[FutureTXTurkey]

But the ant is really good at soccer, so when you try to roll over him he kicks it in your face.

Which...makes you angry so you grab a frying pan and beat him with it.

[khaos]

The ant runs away into a mouse hole.

 

A lion is in the mouse hole (which is super big) and eats the ant. The lion gets shot and burned to dust, with the ant inside it.

[Dcoolb]

But then the movie ends.

 

Then:

 

Then I throw the ant into a washing machine full of nails, and glass... I turn it on and the ant is cut into microscopic pieces, then I and a couple friends take sledgehammers to the washing machine and crumple it to a small spec of dust, and then the military does a bomb test and the location of the dust spec is nuked, and if that is not enough, a meteor crashes into the Earth on that very spot. Then I (in a spaceship that cannot be affected by time), press a button that destroys the entire universe. Even the Galaxy is destroyed. There is nothing, except for me outside of time in my spaceship.

 

Extras: This is not a movie, and this is irreversible. The ant is gone forever. No way for the ant to ever come back. No other ants. No time travel. Nothing. It is the real ant. Not a fake ant. No way for the universe to be recreated. Gone. Done. Board locked. I win.

[FutureTXTurkey]

But actually your a compulsive liar and none of that is true, so actually this whole time the ant was fine...until now, cause I just fed him shrimp, which he's allergic to.

[khaos]

The ant overcomes it.

 

The ant listens to Rebecca Black... at full volume. :axehead: It is now dead.

[Dcoolb]

But then I play good music, and the ant wants to hear it, and comes back to life.

 

Then:

 

Then I throw the ant into a washing machine full of nails, and glass... I turn it on and the ant is cut into microscopic pieces, then I and a couple friends take sledgehammers to the washing machine and crumple it to a small spec of dust, and then the military does a bomb test and the location of the dust spec is nuked, and if that is not enough, a meteor crashes into the Earth on that very spot. Then I (in a spaceship that cannot be affected by time), press a button that destroys the entire universe. Even the Galaxy is destroyed. There is nothing, except for me outside of time in my spaceship.

 

Extras: This is not a movie, and this is irreversible. The ant is gone forever. No way for the ant to ever come back. No other ants. No time travel. Nothing. It is the real ant. Not a fake ant. Not a lie. No way for the universe to be recreated. Gone. Done. Board locked. I win.

[Jess Is Somewhere Else]

The ant gets so bored of you trying to kill it in the same way, that it just walks away before you have chance to.

 

I get angry at making lots of typing mistakes so I thow my keyboard at the ant.

[khaos]

It hides under some keys and escapes.

 

The ant is squashed by my foot.

[Dcoolb]

But the ant manages to keep on going.

 

Then:

 

I use my Big Red Button that destroys every single particle. In a mere millisecond there is nothing left but pure nothingness.

 

Extras: This is not a movie, and this is irreversible. This happened. No way to make it not happen. The ant is gone forever. No way for the ant to ever come back. No other ants. No time travel. Nothing. It is the real ant. Not a fake ant. Not a lie. No way for the universe to be recreated. Gone. Done. Board locked. I win.

[khaos]

God creates everything again, except for you, who he locks up in a chamber never to be released, and you're dead as well. So you can't do anything from insdie the chamber and you don't have any way to kill the ant. You could still post here and say thing that would naturally happen to the ant. :)

 

The ant gets burned and dies.

[Dcoolb]

But God sees the evil you have done to the ant in which killing it in the slowest, most painful, torturous way and lets me free and revives the ant.

 

 

Then:

 

I use my Big Red Button that destroys every single particle. In a mere millisecond there is nothing left but pure nothingness.

 

Extras: This is not a movie, and this is irreversible. This happened. No way to make it not happen. The ant is gone forever. No way for the ant to ever come back. No other ants. No time travel. Nothing. No revival. It is the real ant. Not a fake ant. Not a lie. No way for the universe to be recreated. Gone. Done. Board locked. I win.

[khaos]

God creates everything again and locks you up again and you are dead with nothing at all.

 

I destroy the big red button, never to appear again, and spawn an anteater on it. :3

[Dcoolb]

But the anteater is on Pluto.

 

Then:

 

Then:

 

I use my Big Blue Button that destroys every single particle. In a mere millisecond there is nothing left but pure nothingness.

 

Extras: This is not a movie, and this is irreversible. This happened. No more Javi. No more Khaos. No way to make it not happen. The ant is gone forever. No way for the ant to ever come back. No other ants. No time travel. Nothing. No revival. It is the real ant. Not a fake ant. Not a lie. No way for the universe to be recreated. Gone. Done. Board locked. I win.

[khaos]

God creates everything again and LOCKS YOU UP FOREVER and you are dead and he breaks off your arms, legs, nose, and tounge.

 

The ant gets shot in the face. :P

[Dcoolb]

But the ant gets surgery and is fine. (+ I am fixed, and let free.)

 

Then:

 

I use my Big Green Button that destroys every single particle. In a mere millisecond there is nothing left but pure nothingness.

 

Extras: This is not a movie, and this is irreversible. God approved. This happened. No more Javi. No more Khaos. No way to make it not happen. The ant is gone forever. No way for the ant to ever come back. No other ants. No time travel. Nothing. No revival. It is the real ant. Not a fake ant. Not a lie. No way for the universe to be recreated. Gone. Done. Board locked. I win.

[khaos]

Looks like you win this one. :(

 

Congratulations on killing the oh-so-epic ant!

 

But, God creates everything again except for the ant because He knew your true purpose. :D

[Dcoolb]

Yeah... I think I should start over... So I find a new ant... Lets do this again.

 

I pinch the ant between my fingers.

 

(I won't use any buttons this time...)

[khaos]

The spider risked her life for thea ant. :)

 

The ant has a seizure, heart attack, stoke, and gets shot in the face all at the same time.