Kill the ant

[Dcoolb]

But luckily the ant remembered to pack his fire-proof suit and puts it on before become scorched.

 

I then send the ant to a planet of stomping shoes. Where the ant is stomped over 100million times.

[Alynniae]

But the ant was saved by a mole^_^

 

The mole wants the ant to stay there, without sun, enough food and good water

[Angeló]

she meets a Symol and he takes her to the Symol hole and she escapes

 

a Skeith eats the ant

[_Lu_]

but Skeith did not swallowed the ant so she tickled his tongue and he sneezed her out :D

but then Skeith slipped and felt on the ant.

[Tedhaun]

Then the Skeith got back up after slipping, and the ant survived.

 

A wild Houndoom appears and uses Flamethrower on the ant.

[Dcoolb]

But the ant is still wearing the flame resistant suit.

 

The ant is then thrown into an ant compacter ans squished to a 1x1 planck box.

[Ruka]

Miraculously, before it was thrown, a shrink ray zapped it and it shrank to a size of an atom!

 

A unicellular organism then ate it.

[Dcoolb]

But then the ant was spit out.

 

Then the ant wandered to the Ban The Person Above You topic, and then becomes banned by me so well, the ant dies.

[Jess Is Somewhere Else]

Then I ban you lots, and the ant comes back to life for me doing so.

 

Then I decide to annoy it lots.

[Tedhaun]

The ant didn't get destroyed easily.

 

(freezes the ant with a permafrost ray, and burries it underground)

[Sweetdang]

But the ant then freezes everything around it, making the temperature seem normal. It thus thaws out, and continues on it's way.

 

The ant is eaten by my mind controlling meepit.

[Alynniae]

but another meepit tells him (the meepit) to come and play meepit VS feepit, and the meepit vomits the ant out ^^

 

the feepits saw the meepits vomiting, and thus thought the ant was yummy

[Sweetdang]

(That's just mean. D<)

 

But the feepits are intelligent beings - they let the ant go unharmed.

 

The ant gets sat on by lisauntie. :whistle:

[Alynniae]

but the ant knew i was doing it by accident and i bring it to the doctor

 

the ant reads the 'kill the ant'-topic and is scared to death

 

(ps: i AM mean to Feepits, MWOEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MEEPITS FOR THE WIN!) :king:

[Piticent]

The Ant runs to a therapist for help :)

 

BUT, the therapist is a drill sargent :devil:

 

[Angeló]

The drill sergeant tries to kill the ant with so much workout , but she gets stronger instead and kills him with a karate chop

 

5 days later with no activity

 

The ant dies out of boredom

[Alynniae]

but i post again so he's not bored anymore

 

he finds a girl who is a golddigger, she kills him for his money, the end... OR NOT???

[Jess Is Somewhere Else]

No, because we don't know who he or she is, so they are some random people, and the ant has fun watching them.

 

But then the ant gets blown away by a strong wind that suddenly comes.

[Alynniae]

but it were the faeries and they are just playing with the wind, bringing him down safely ^^

 

he listens to justin bieber and rebecca black, enough said...

[Jess Is Somewhere Else]

I change the radio to play some ROCK MUSIC!

 

But the ant is deafened by it.

[Dcoolb]

But the Ant is still alive...

 

Then I throw the ant into a washing machine full of nails, and glass... I turn it on and the ant is cut into microscopic pieces, then I and a couple friends take sledgehammers to the washing machine and crumple it to a small spec of dust, and then the military does a bomb test and the location of the dust spec is nuked, and if that is not enough, a meteor crashes into the Earth on that very spot. Then I (in a spaceship that cannot be affected by time), press a button that destroys the entire universe. Even the Galaxy is destroyed. There is nothing, except for me outside of time in my spaceship.

 

Extras: This is not a movie, and this is irreversible. The ant is gone forever. No way for the ant to ever come back. Done. Board locked. I win.

 

 

I am truly evil... :devil:

[Jess Is Somewhere Else]

The ant got away while you weren't looking and is hiding near you.

 

But now I have no way to kill it. :(

[Sweetdang]

(You're supposed to kill it.)

 

I slice the ant into half with a chainsaw.

[PBJ]

The parts of the ant grow back, therefore making two ants.

 

I go back in time 1 minute and squish the ant then, making the ant not exist.

[Dcoolb]

But then I go back in time and stop you from killing the ant.

 

Then:

 

Then I throw the ant into a washing machine full of nails, and glass... I turn it on and the ant is cut into microscopic pieces, then I and a couple friends take sledgehammers to the washing machine and crumple it to a small spec of dust, and then the military does a bomb test and the location of the dust spec is nuked, and if that is not enough, a meteor crashes into the Earth on that very spot. Then I (in a spaceship that cannot be affected by time), press a button that destroys the entire universe. Even the Galaxy is destroyed. There is nothing, except for me outside of time in my spaceship.

 

Extras: This is not a movie, and this is irreversible. The ant is gone forever. No way for the ant to ever come back. It is the real ant. Not a fake ant. Gone. Done. Board locked. I win.