The Wishing Game!

[khaos]

Granted, but TNT bans your account.

 

I wish Homestuck would never end.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but seeing as it never ends, you would die trying to read it all.

 

I wish I could live in the neopian world.

[Dragons]

Granted, but then Turmaculus eats you.

 

I wish for 2739472319471293475423759432753924759237516439874 bucks

[Welcome Back Apathy]

Granted, but do you have any idea how much that actually is? It envelopes the whole universe. Fortunately, your death is quick.

 

I wish that my kitten would snuggle random objects more often without my forcing it for pictures.

 

 

 

 

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then your camera/whatever you use for taking pictures breaks.

 

I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and stop my cat from being caught by coyotes. :crying_blow:

[khaos]

Granted, but your cat dies on the way home due to being run over.

 

I wish I could go God Tier/Super Sayian/any other high energy form.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then 1837099074575772934280489484 Caliborns appear and shoot you 2000 times.

 

I wish for infinite, untwistable wishes.

[Dragons]

Granted, but then someone wished that you cant have infinite wishes

 

I wish for a macbook pro.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then it overheats and explodes during Key Quest.

 

I wish I was at 150 posts already.

[Dragons]

Granted, but then the mods deleted your posts

 

I wish I could get a Draik egg at the Forgotten Shore

[Duskitty]

Granted, but Dr. Sloth smushes it into a pile of sludge.

 

I wish Zyla439 was at 600 H/S/D instantly.

[MaskedBeastDesGardius]

Granted , but your account gets hacked and they steal Zyla

 

I wish i COULD DEFEAT THAT DARN DEATH !

[Duskitty]

Granted, but all the other factions defeat their bosses first.

 

I wish there was a such thing as teleporters. For...reasons. :shiftyeyes_anim:

[Wildbreeze]

Granted, but they malfunction and send you to the moon, where you asphyxiate from lack of atmosphere and oxygen.

 

I wish I had a milkshake.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then I drink it.

 

I wish that I had a Wand of the Dark Faerie.

[Dragons]

Granted, but then Jhudora took it back

 

I wish I was less sleepy

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then you can't sleep...ever again...

 

I wish my Homestuck fantroll didn't suck so much.

 

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[Dragons]

Granted, but then you got so famous and you got like 45873457397545 messages to make a fantroll for them everyday.

 

I wish I would have more friends in real life than in the internet ;o

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then they secretly don't like you and aren't your friends anymore.

 

I wish I could draw people.

[Wildbreeze]

Granted, but your ability to draw everything else is decreased. (So no more animals, etc.)

 

I wish I could have some ice cream. D: *not eating sugar on weekdays*

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then I steal it and eat it (unless it has chocolate in it, in which case I still steal it but I throw it into the Grand Canyon). [[i'm making a habit of stealing everything you wish for, Wildbreeze :P]]

 

I wish I could visit one of my Internet friends IRL. ;)

[Wildbreeze]

Granted, but they're actually kind of creepy and not at all like what they're like online.

 

I wish Duski would stop stealing my wishes. ;)

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then someone else steals them.

 

I wish that I had an idea for a wish.

 

(You win if you find out who the Internet friend is)

[Wildbreeze]

Granted, but the idea fades into nothingness and you can't remember what it was.

 

I wish that school was over already.

 

(Is it meeeee? :P )

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then it's only over for one day and you have to go to school forever after that. :geeky_evil:

 

I wish I had all the NP in Neopia.

 

(I'd love to meet you too, Wildbreeze, but it's a different person, sorry :()