antiaircraft Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 I guess I'm not the first person to reply on this topic with a YouTube video... but anyway, here goes. xD
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 Get at least 20 people, and have a demolition derby with the shopping carts.
Unstream Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 Go into a changing room. After three minutes, yell, "Oh no! They're out of toilet paper!!"
Tedhaun Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 Act like a maniac in the tools section, and treat the powertools like kiddie toys! :devil:
Secre Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 Try testing all the tubes of superglue before you buy any. Start gluing random items to other items...customers...and staff.... See how long it takes them to notice!
Alberto of Meridell Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 Get a propane tank, some matches, and some lighter fluid. Put them in your cart and just stroll along, happily humming. :P Have a fight with toilet paper.
Seliphra Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 Get ten LARGE bags of fertilizer and mumble quietly to yourself about making people pay for what they did...
UnitheXweetok Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 get on the intercom and say, MR MANAGER. YOUR UNDERPANTS ARE AT THE FRONT. PLEASE COME RETRIEVE THEM.
Seliphra Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 Go to the intercom with the description of an adult and tell them it's a lost child.
Marabot 108 Posted January 27, 2011 Author Posted January 27, 2011 Run in dressed lick a bannana, crying and screaming, have a friend, dressed as a gorilla, come in a couple minutes later and chase you.
jumpingbeans Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 Walmart, eh... Go to the intercom with an electric guitar and play horribly.
Rose_682 Posted January 28, 2011 Posted January 28, 2011 Some of these things could get you more than just kicked out... They could get you hurt, or arrested! However, to stay on topic... Dress up in full medieval knight armor (minus weapons!!!). Start asking customers where the jousting is. Follow them around until they leave the store, addressing them in medieval terms, and reminding them every three minutes that you are still looking for the jousts, and that this does not look like the right area, and are they sure they know where they are going?
UnitheXweetok Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 Start having a fight with the 35-dart Nerf gun all around the stores with around 8 friends. Also have like 2-3 reloads, and ''accidentaly'' shoot some of the employees' cash registers.
Marabot 108 Posted February 9, 2011 Author Posted February 9, 2011 Hehe, nice! Bring in a large duffel bag with candy, and every time you eat one, drop the rapper somewhere odd (floor, stuffed animals, in a cart, etc...)
UnitheXweetok Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 Bring in a cap gun and a teddy bear, go up to the customer service, and demand a ransom.
Marabot 108 Posted February 13, 2011 Author Posted February 13, 2011 Scream "I've got poison!" and start throwing Hershey's Kisses all over the store.
Seliphra Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 Go up to random people and give them a hug, say "I LOVE YOU!!!" and move on to the next one!
jumpingbeans Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 Go to the grocery section and say "I bet you negative 10 dollars that I can juggle ten eggs' to a random person. If they take the bet, or even if they don't, juggle and drop them. If they took the bet, demand your ten dollars (that's what negative means). If not, too bad. repeat.
khaos Posted February 18, 2011 Posted February 18, 2011 ask a random person where their bathroom is in their house, then spank them.
Marabot 108 Posted February 18, 2011 Author Posted February 18, 2011 Ride in carrying or riding an animal which is clearly awake, then go up to talking customers and say "Shh! It's sleeping!"
Seliphra Posted February 19, 2011 Posted February 19, 2011 Bring your dog -dressed as a baby- into the store in a baby carriage.
khaos Posted February 20, 2011 Posted February 20, 2011 Bring in a laptop and have the manager play scary maze game.
Rose_682 Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 Sing this song over the loudspeaker until they call the men in white coats to come get you. I am slowly going crazy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch. Crazy going slowly am I. 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch. I am slowly going crazy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch. Crazy going slowly am I. 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch. I am slowly going crazy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch. Crazy going slowly am I. 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch. I am slowly going crazy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch. Crazy going slowly am I. 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch. I am slowly going crazy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch. Crazy going slowly am I. 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch. I am slowly going crazy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch. Crazy going slowly am I. 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch. I am slowly going crazy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch. Crazy going slowly am I. 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch. I am slowly going crazy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch. Crazy going slowly am I. 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch. I am slowly going crazy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch. Crazy going slowly am I. 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch. I am slowly going crazy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch. Crazy going slowly am I. 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch. I am slowly going crazy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch. Crazy going slowly am I. 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch.
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